500 monkeys

[iamabcg]

start off with 500 monkeys and continue.in each verse a monkey dies or never returns.

500monkeys going to the Easter Parade. One is in a traffic accident now there are 499 .

 

[bbbbbbb]

499 monkeys eating bananas. A lion decides to have a banana with his monkey.

 

[frogalone]

498 monkeys playing the park. One jumps into a car trunk.

 

[If Not For Grace]

497 monkeys wander the plains. One has a sun stroke leaving 496.

 

[iamabcg]

496 monkeys all crowded into the emergency room. The hospital staff called for assistance Stat! One monkey thought they said Scat! and in trying to get away he ran into Nurse Brickwall.. now there's 495

 

[bbbbbbb]

495 monkeys swinging in trees, close by the river. The vine snaps. The monkey falls into the water. The crocodile splashes away.

494 monkeys left in the trees.

 

[iamabcg]

494 monkeys deep sea diving. One monkey's oxygen ran out.
493 monkeys left

 

[bbbbbbb]

493 monkeys on the Great Wall of China. One ended up in a wok.

492 monkeys left.

 

[iamabcg]

492 Monkeys took a college course. The professor's assignment was to write a theme entitled, "How I Spent My Summer Vacation." One monkey's theme described his crime spree from July to August.


491 monkeys

 

[bbbbbbb]

491 monkeys went to the circus. 490 monkeys left the circus.

 

[iamabcg]

490 monkeys when to Walgreen to get a flu shot one had a lethal reaction Now there are 489

 

[bbbbbbb]

489 monkeys descended on the gondolas in the canals of Venice. In the ensuing fray, one monkey went overboard, never to be seen again (which is more than can be said for the gondolier he took with him).

 

[iamabcg]

488 monkeys at a NASCAR race. A car wrecked and pieces went into the stands.

487 monkeys are left.

 

[bbbbbbb]

487 monkeys went to Coney Island. One went into the house of mirrors and never found his way out.

 

[Konnie King]

486 monkeys went to a volcano. One fell in.

485 monkeys are left.

 

[iamabcg]

485 monkeys living along the Wabash River. One tries to go home in spite of the warnings and the flood waters. His boat overturns and he is never seen again.
484 monkeys are left.

 

[lucypevensie]

484 monkeys were caught robbing a bank. One got arrested and is spending the rest of his life in prison.

483 monkeys are left.

 

[frogalone]

483 monkeys went ice skating. One fell through, now 482 left.

 

[dogs4thewin]

482 monkeys grooming one runs away to get a brush and never comes back.

 

[lucypevensie]

481 monkeys eating peanut butter sandwiches. One learns the hard way that he is deathly allergic to peanuts. 480 left.