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Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a most 'FABULOUS', outrageously funny young fellow. He was very bright and clever. He dreamt of becoming a preacher and every day he would go out to the country and pray. One day he came across somebody who was a very sad person. The man asked, "Is there something I can do that I could to show God's love to you?" The man said "I would like one of those to go with me to pray and show me how I can fix the sink." Oh that sink, that silly sink! It just Leaks! Chewing gum stops it! "Prayer and gum??" He thought aloud questioningly, and he started working on that silly sink! Then suddenly a plumber arrived and decided to pry the sink pipes apart with a frozen fish finger but he still had a tough time, trying to get the pipes opened so he...vanished from view. The water burst and quite surprisingly shot a diamond right through the wall to the other side of the street and it landed in the kitchen window right at the same time as his neighbor was stepping away from the front door. His neighbor thought man! you look like a bad hair day and you need a makeover... like NOW! And after that try changing your clothes because you really smell like the southbound end of a really stinky skunk. Hey! And then he quickly walked away. He came to the end of Singing Song road. While humming a tune that was so off key, he created a stampede and woke the giant from the beauty sleep nap and he was so very ticklish from the feather under his nose that he fell on a birthday cake with a loud and very big CRASH! The troll squealed with laughter and jumped up and ate ''floor cake'' and spit it out the door. "Thanks a LOT", "I'll be going to get some juice and some swamp scum, to quench my thirst. And with that, I am happy'' to begin the holidays with a Bang!! I went shopping all day at the store. While there, I stumbled upon a surprisingly big, green slimy pair of socks. I couldn't wait to put them on but when I picked them up, I fainted dead away! When I recovered the troll had put his socks over his ears then he sighed and sneezed LOUDLY!!! I couldn't believe the funny sneeze. I started laughing and then got really loud hiccups. Off beat hiccups?? He decided to drink some red tomato juice while standing on his head. I asked "Does that make you feel better?” When the troll turned around and spotted me laughing, I couldn't help the uncontrollable urge

to tickle him.
 
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