Thanks for the idea Steph! I made one of these photo journals after a trip to a Yogi park this past July. You guys decide if I'll ever go back.
WARNING: Extreme Sarcasm Ahead.
How was I supposed to know a button-down with cuff-links
isn't proper camping attire? In retrospect, my thumb would have
been
better served hitching a ride with an escaped convict.
5 1/2 MPH? Really? Is it?
An entire weekend of...? Please tell me you're joking.
I had my chance to escape. I'm still living with the regret.
This, after distinctly hearing someone slur,
"Ya'll pick up another fifth of Jack and four cases of Bud!!"
After a sleep
less night listening to a symphony of howling
and Yee-Haa's, we're awoken by a screaming baby at 6:00 am.
My bro Stevie is just way too happy for 7am. Don't even
think about asking me to...
I got nothin'.
Initially eager to sit and enjoy a nice breakfast, I wound
up finding a new use for chainsaws. Cutting through pancakes
mixed with plaster. Just inexplicable.
After walking down a huge hill on an
empty stomach,
I noticed the "swimming" part of the lake.
I then noticed the "edge" of the lake.
Passing on the...uhmm...body of water, I "thought" mini-golf
might be a nice diversion. After scanning the highly intricate
and meticulously designed course I quickly decided no
windmill? No reaching for the wallet, sorry!
Does this say beach area? A
BEACH AREA? The sign below
does say "BEACH AREA" correct?
Let me get this straight. I have to pay for this air? If this
machine said it also pays your mortgage for a year, I would still
walk away in side-splitting laughter.
Could someone
please make a decision here?
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Just terrific. Power drinkers
AND werewolves?
Ahhhh, FYI...that's not a bridge, it's termites holding hands.
Some people leave their lures. Iff my vehicle pink slip and
my laptop were hanging from this tree, I still wouldn't give a
glance in the rear-view as I'm tearing out of the lot.
Sarcasm Ends.