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[RedTulipMom]

HI all!

 

[RedTulipMom]

still draggin on..lol

 

[PassthePeace1]

Hi,

 

[PassthePeace1]

brb...refill on coke, more hershey kisses, and nature call..

 

[PassthePeace1]

back

 

[PassthePeace1]

helllllllllllooo

 

[PassthePeace1]

Okay, gonna start singing

 

[PassthePeace1]

We'Re The Pirates Who Don'T Do Anything
Album:
[" " CD] Veggie Tale songs....

Arr, arr, arr, arr

We are the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Well I’ve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I’ve never been to Moscow
And I’ve never been to Tampa
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

And I’ve never hoist the main sail
And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck
And I’ve never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all

And I’ve never walked the gangplank
And I’ve never owned a parrot
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don’t do anything

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

(spoken)
Huh? What are you talking about?
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, thats right!
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
Thats it! You're walkin' the plank.
Says who?
Says the Cap'n, thats who!
Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe
Arrrgggghh
Yikes!

And I’ve never licked a spark plug
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I’ve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt
And I don’t look good in leggings
(You just don't get it.)
And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

(spoken)
Pass the chips!
Who's got the remote control? Here it is!
Time for Heraldo.
It's definately time for Loch Nech.
Ohh.. I don't like this show.
Hey look! I found a quarter!

 

[PassthePeace1]

Artist: Veggie Tales
Song: Viking Medley
Album:
[" " CD]

"We're Vikings!"

We're Vikings, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever we go, pillaging happily
We're Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
And a giant screen TV to boot?
A Viking's life for me!
Yo ho!

We're Vikings, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever they go, pillaging happily
We're Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
(this is my life as a Viking wife)
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
(we have to admit that it's rife with strife)
And a giant screen TV to boot?
(but that's the lot we got, when married we)
The terrors of the sea!
(we married Vikings)
A Viking life for me!

"Look Olaf"

Look, Olaf! There's a fish, with a pretty little circle on the bottom of the
backside of his fin!
Look, Olaf, there's another, and another, and another!
And the little one has got a funny grin!
Look, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf! Way down underneath the water, it's the biggest
fish I think I've ever seen!
It's got blue and purple stripes, orange and yellow markings, and a
dorsal fin that's iridescent green!

Look, Olaf! There's a turtle and he's wearing pink pajamas and he's got
a cowboy hat upon his lid!
Look Olaf, very close, you'll see he's riding on a llama and he's chasing down that herd of giant
squid!
Look Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
There's a hippo dancing with a bear
Look, Olaf, there's an ostrich
There's a mermaid
There's a bunny!
Please, Olaf, look anywhere but ---

Olaf: I don't see anything . . . what?

--- but there.

"Our Share"

Thank you, thank you, our new friends, you saved us from the sea
Rest assured that we intend to share proficiently

We used to care
About our share
Of gold, so rare
And big TV's
But when we share, we get out share of friends

Doo-doo-dee-doo-doo . . .

So what's the use?
A golden goose
Is no excuse
For being mean
When we share we get our share of friends

 

[PassthePeace1]

Artist: Veggie Tales
Song: Veggie Tales Bunny Song
Album:
[" " CD]

The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The Bunny, the bunny, Yeah I love the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny

I don't want no heath food when it's time to feed
A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need
I don't want no buddies to come out and play
I'll sit on my sofa eat bunnies all day
I wont go to church and I wont go to school,
that stuff is for sissys, but bunnies are cool!

Girls in backround: I don’t want no pickles, I don’t want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
I don’t want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny

Repeat Girls in backround in the backround during end

End: The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The Bunny, the bunny, Yeah I love the bunny
I gave everything that I ha-a-a-aaaad fo-or the bu-unneeee!!

 

[PassthePeace1]

Artist: Veggie Tales
Song: Go Tell It On The Mountain
Album:
[" " CD]

Grapes: Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere;
Go tell it on the mountain,
That Jesus Christ is born,
Pa: Now when I was a seeker,
I sought both night and day;
I asked the Lord to help me,
and he showed me the way.
Grapes: Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere;
Go tell it on the mountain,
That Jesus Christ is Born.
Pa: Oh...He made me a watchman,
Upon the city wall;
And if I am a Christian,
I am the least of all.
Grapes: Go tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere;
Go tell it on the mountain,
That Jesus Christ is Born.
(Repeat)

 

[PassthePeace1]

When I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona
And that is where I heard the tale of a man whose name was Jonah
now Jonah was a prophet, but that's not why he's remembered
They tell the tale, Cause in a whale he nearly was dismembered!
CHORUS
Jonah was a prophet
oo-ooh!
but he really never got it
sad but true!
and if you watch it you can spot it
a-doodley-doo!
he did not get the point!

Compassion and mercy from me to you and you to me
exactly what god wants to see and yes that is the point!

CHORUS

Now Jonah Set Sail On A Pirate ship
In a dreadful gale
Got eaten up by a giant whale
But then its not to be said
You think he would learn alot
From being saved from an awful spot
But the second chance that he had got
He didn't want to be spread
now poor old Jonah
and now he's all alone-ah
gotta use a megaphone-ah
to get it through to his head-HEY!

CHORUS

now during your life you prob'ly don't ride on a camel
and you prob'ly won't wake up inside a large aquatic mammal
but all the same like Jonah there is something you can do
everyone deserves to get a second chance from you!

Compassion and mercy from me to you and you to me
Exactly what god wants to see and yes that is the point!

REPEAT CHORUSX2

 

[PassthePeace1]

Artist: Veggie Tales
Song: The Yodeling Veternarian Of The Alps
Album:
[" " CD]

Quartet:
"There lived a man so long ago, his memory's but faint
Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint
But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn't come from other vets
Woah..."

Doctor Larry:
"This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
He will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Nurse Pa:
"He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard
Here's a couple pennicilin for your sickly, arctic bird"

Quartet:
"No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
Woah..."

Pa:
"Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'!"

Larry:
"This is a song for your pregnant kitty
She's looking nauseous and a week past due
But if I sing for your pregnant kitty
She will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Pa:
"Jump in your car, drive into the city
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty"

Quartet:
"The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay
The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: 'No way, Jose"
To the nurse of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
Woah..."

Pa:
"Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you."

Larry:
"This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too
But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy
He will beel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Bear:
"Grooooowlll!"

Pa:
"Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good."

Larry:
"Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!

Quartet:
"Now the moral of the story, it's the point we hope we've made
When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid"

Larry:
"Yodel-leh-hee
Yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo"

Quartet:
"Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps"

Larry:
"Yodel-ooo"

 

[PassthePeace1]

Artist: Veggie Tales
Song: Love My Lips
Album:
[" " CD]

From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle
Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one
of his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I
think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what
you're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my
Dad. That be too bad."
Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "Why?"
Larry: "Because I love my lips." [Scatting]
Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell
me, what do you see here?"
Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip!"
Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a
lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."
Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your childhood."
Larry: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and
they turned blue. What could I do?"
Archibald: "They turned blue, what could you do?"
Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"
Larry: "She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips
stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Oofta."
Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"
Larry: "I don't know."
Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!"
Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting]
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry say ..."
Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"
Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"

 

[PassthePeace1]

be back later

 

[RedTulipMom]

YAY!! passthepeace didnt know about the back to back posting only once every 5 mins rule and she got us some posts!!!!

woo hoo!

 

[RedTulipMom]

good job passthepeace!

anyone else not read the rules..come post..lol

 

[*The_Lords_Gizmo*]

LOVE MY LIPS is ,y 13 yr old FAV veggie song......and my nephews too.

 

[STARINELSON]

Hi Folks !

 

[JaelWasWickedCool]

"i do not suppose you could, uh, speed things up?" - inigo, the princess bride