I decided to combine the jokes I know...
By the way... are "yo momma" jokes allowed?
Anyways~
Jesus and satan kept on arguing on who's the fastest typer. So God decided to be the judge of the contest and there were two computers. Jesus used one as satan used the other. And so they typed and typed. Later while they're typing, there was a power failure that turned off both computers. When the power was back on, satan noticed that Jesus didn't lose anything and complained, "no fair! Why Jesus didn't lose his file like I did?" And God told him, "Jesus saves."
The speaker gave a speech in a room and it was a very long speech. After that, a listener had the nerve to tell him that it was a very long speech. "I know it was a long speech," the speaker said. "But there was no clock in this room." And the listener replied, "there was a calender."
(pausing for laugher)
I got those two from these books I read.
D.L. Kim
By the way... are "yo momma" jokes allowed?
Anyways~
Jesus and satan kept on arguing on who's the fastest typer. So God decided to be the judge of the contest and there were two computers. Jesus used one as satan used the other. And so they typed and typed. Later while they're typing, there was a power failure that turned off both computers. When the power was back on, satan noticed that Jesus didn't lose anything and complained, "no fair! Why Jesus didn't lose his file like I did?" And God told him, "Jesus saves."
The speaker gave a speech in a room and it was a very long speech. After that, a listener had the nerve to tell him that it was a very long speech. "I know it was a long speech," the speaker said. "But there was no clock in this room." And the listener replied, "there was a calender."
(pausing for laugher)I got those two from these books I read.
D.L. Kim
