15 Fictitious Modern Saints

[Michie]

October 14, 2023


Voracious: patron of those with an appetite for in-flight papal news conferences

1. Turpitude and Indecency: patron saints of Hollywood celebrities
2. Duplicitous: patron of unholy synods and certain Jesuits
3. Conspicuous: patron of liturgical dancers and virtue signallers
4. Gaity: patron of those who take all the fun out of words that were once perfectly acceptable in common parlance
5. Taciturn: patron of those we wish would keep silent
6. Banality and Treacherous: patrons of parish liturgical committees
7. Tepid: patron of politicians
8. Triviality: patron of catechists
9. Hostility and Contentious: patrons of certain usus antiquior Mass enthusiasts
10. Malaprop: patron of theologians spouting half-baked ideas
11. Nutella and Malaria: patrons of advocates for equally disgusting things
12. Bumfuzzle: see Malaprop
13. Finicky: patron of annoyingly fussy types
14. Debauchery: patron of certain prelates

15 Fictitious Modern Saints

 

[fide]

Charity forbids my first reaction. My second reaction is a plea to all: serious responses are appropriate to serious problems.