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[Job_38]

 We have 1353 days until Christ comes back. That is how many pages are in my Bible, which was given to me directly from the hands of Gabriel and as well the Lord our God told me when we came to me in the form of a snake. REPENT!

 

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by Job_38
 We have 1353 days until Christ comes back. That is how many pages are in my Bible, which was given to me directly from the hands of Gabriel and as well the Lord our God told me when we came to me in the form of a snake. REPENT!

You're only supposed to eat the mushrooms that you buy in a store.  Haven't we talked about this?

 

[Brain Damage]

 

 

[Brain Damage]

Originally posted by Gabriel
You're only supposed to eat the mushrooms that you buy in a store.  Haven't we talked about this?

 

You mean there are other ways of consuming mushrooms  ?  

I gotta get out more often .        

 

[l33tace]

*Writes a note out... 1..3...5.....* I had a thought... what if you... lost your bible? Could you remember what was on each page?

Peace

 

[DeputyDan]

Would it matter if you knew the day and the hour?

Would you do more to reach the lost? and if so - why?

 

[Wolseley]

August 3rd, 2006.

Maybe I should stop paying taxes....I'm sure it'll take them at least that long to catch up with me....and then it won't matter anyway.

 

[LastDazed]

Do we still have 1353 days left?

Does the Bible Gabriel gave you lose a page every day, or will we always have 1353 days left?

 

[Brain Damage]

Originally posted by LastDazed
Do we still have 1353 days left?

Does the Bible Gabriel gave you lose a page every day, or will we always have 1353 days left?

 

That's a very good point , I'd like to know the answer to that too .

 

[OldShepherd]

Originally posted by Job_38
 We have 1353 days until Christ comes back. That is how many pages are in my Bible, which was given to me directly from the hands of Gabriel and as well the Lord our God told me when we came to me in the form of a snake. REPENT!

Hey Dude, can you like play that backwards, I'll bet there is a secret message in there.

 

[Brain Damage]

Mushrooms , secret messages and prophecy demons , I gotta get myself re-educated .     

 

[Job_38]

Actually yes, my Bible pages burn after each day. And my fingertips turn browner until that day.

 

[Brain Damage]

Originally posted by Job_38
Actually yes, my Bible pages burn after each day. And my fingertips turn browner until that day.

 

I think you got brain damage from those mushrooms .