10 things to say about gifts you don't like

[Johnboy60]

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

 

[knownbeforetime]

I like #8 because my church is called "The Basement". LOL It's the B in my avatar.

 

[KentuckyBoy87]

lol!

 

[H2Row]

Haha I have read ones similar to this and get a laugh every time :-D

 

[RavenRift]

Awesome post!!!

 

[appletreeblossom]

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

LOL... makes me wonder what kind of gift would warrant a response like that...

 

[KittenSmile89]

lol

 

[sphsjags]

I'd like to use some of these