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    Curious baby cows...

    There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The...
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    Stranded blonde travelers...

    There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes...
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    Suicidal tendancy...

    A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on...
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    To tell, or not to tell, that is the question...

    blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is...
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    Why scuba divers go in backwards...

    Paddy and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's...
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    An inventive bicycle rider...

    There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he’d see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Chevelle if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his...
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    Are Israel and the church the same thing? Does God still have a plan for Israel? This topic is one of the more controversial in the Church today, and it has significant implications regarding the way we interpret Scripture, especially concerning the end times. More importantly, it has great...
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    That which the Bible teaches is precisely what my posts consist of, that refute your above unqualified scriptural mistranslational teachings, that has nothing whatever to do with my pride! WHY THE CHURCH IS NOT ISRAEL We come now to something that is crucial and needs to be defined to...
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    There is no need for my admission to the knowledge of who is being addressed in the Bible. In addition, this a public forum and not something for your private debate or discussion with someone else. Capiche?! Quasar92
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    Yes, as you have been shown before, Paul is an Israelite, but He was also a believer in Jesus Christ and commissioned as His Apostle to the Gentiles, a primary member of the body of Christ, the Church He founded. When are you going to understand, the Church IS NOT Israel? Quasar92
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    Posted in error. Please delete. Quasar92
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    Uh oh! Car trouble...

    There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the...
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    A walk into big trouble...

    wo guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if...
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    Can you get married in heaven?

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter...
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    Luck runs out for a Genius...

    A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How...
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    A little forgetful...

    There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of...
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    The need for a bull...

    A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds...
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    Where are we?

    A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle...
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    From your above mremarks, you did not read my post thoroughly, or...you did not understand where I was coming from. I suggest you review it again. Quasar92
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    Post Tribulation Rapture (Moved from Deeper Fellowship)

    You have my qualified response to your ongoing insupportable opinions you cannot prove with your misplaced timing factor for end time events. Quasar92