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What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.

There was a young lady named Hyde
Who ate some green apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside 'er inside.

There was an old man of St Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "Not a bit -
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet!"
 
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What a way to make a liiving...
 
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Archimedes created a photochromic solution that changed white cloth into another color at a certain time of day. Alexander the Great ordered that each of his men wear this treated cloth around their wrist, to facilitate in synchronized attacks. The battalion became known as Alexander's Rag Time Band.
 
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