What’s the loopiest conspiracy theory you have ever heard? Name one or several.

Michie · 2026-02-22T11:32:06-0600

Just for fun folks.

I’ll go first.

Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to deceive us and pull us from our faith.

Michie · 2026-02-22T12:57:35-0600

Welcome mats were invented by vampires because there is a rule that vampires must be invited to enter the home.

Michie · 2026-02-22T13:00:32-0600

A couple years ago when the Chinese lunar rover saw that strange square rock out in the distance, some people claimed that it was the stage they used to fake the moon landings. On the moon…

Guess what? It turned out to be just a rock.

Apple Sky · 2026-02-22T14:05:34-0600

Ah a thread just for me, how thoughtful of you @Michie

There were three astronauts who traveled to the sun, but as not too get fried to a frazzle they traveled at night.

timothyu · 2026-02-22T14:18:39-0600

That we are free

Michie · 2026-02-22T14:20:30-0600

Birds aren’t real. They are actually surveillance drones.

ETA: I forgot to mention that you do not see them at night because they are charging up.

Michie · 2026-02-22T14:23:47-0600

Rocks are actually soft and squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.

Michie · 2026-02-22T14:37:09-0600

The royal family and other elites are actually reptilian shape shifters.

Michie · 2026-02-22T14:43:04-0600

Finland does not exist according to some.

Supposedly it is a fictional country, a joint cover up by the Japanese and Soviet governments to facilitate secret fishing operations in what is supposedly open water, with fish being disguised as Nokia products. :swoon:

timothyu · 2026-02-22T14:50:35-0600

Michie said:
ETA: I forgot to mention that you do not see them at night because they are charging up.

For free on powerlines

timothyu · 2026-02-22T14:52:01-0600

Michie said:
Rocks are actually soft and squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.

Ahh, the 60's

Michie · 2026-02-22T14:57:26-0600

timothyu said:
Ahh, the 60's

60s?

timothyu · 2026-02-22T14:58:48-0600

Michie said:
60s?

When this type of thinking was commonplace.

Apple Sky · 2026-02-22T15:00:34-0600

Michie said:
The royal family and other elites are actually reptilian shape shifters.

And the Queen is actually still alive.

Michie · 2026-02-22T15:01:53-0600

Oh. I wasn’t aware of that. I knew of the pet rock fad but I think that was the 70s.

timothyu said:
When this type of thinking was commonplace.

Michie · 2026-02-22T15:02:09-0600

Apple Sky said:
And the Queen is actually still alive.

Where is she???

Michie · 2026-02-22T15:05:57-0600

I just heard from one of my sister in laws that she is afraid to get WiFi because she believes it causes health problems. :scratch:

Apple Sky · 2026-02-22T15:07:28-0600

Michie said:
Where is she???

Living in Balmoral Castle with her mum

timothyu · 2026-02-22T15:10:35-0600

Michie said:
Where is she???

Residing in the basement of Windsor Castle as of late

Michie · 2026-02-22T15:12:53-0600

What are they? Lizards or zombies?

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