I would [offer an extensive rebuttal to this] but I really haven't got the time to go through Greek grammar—and it is really tedious, especially for me being as I'm not a Greek scholar. I will either let others do it for now or come back to it if I get some free time. For now: Noted.
I look forward to the challenge.
Until then ...
[WARNING: I am on the autism spectrum, so my responses when dealing with things that are in my wheelhouse can come across as curt or rude. They are not intended to be. I am simply unfamiliar with the social norms that many others take for granted. I intend to come across as engaged and curious but I usually fail at communicating that.]
But this is kind of basic math, and it should not under any circumstances equate to these very specific numbers. Statistically speaking, the impossibilities are beyond grasping fully. There is no big, twisted schematic, just the sum of letters divided by the sum of words.
Your allegedly simple ratio—"the sum of letters divided by the sum of words"—rests on three concealed discretionary choices: alphabetic values, base-10 arithmetic, and the decision to normalize by word-count rather than letters, syllables, or morphemes (each of which rescales the quotient). But even these choices come with their own dials to tweak; alphabet values, for example, depend on the language selected, whether Hebrew, Greek, or English. (Gematria presupposes a one-to-one mapping between each character in a script and a base-10 integer. Change the script and the mapping changes with it.)
Once a language is selected, more discretionary decisions follow. Hebrew offers multiple orthographic conventions: unpointed consonants, full or defective spellings, inclusion or exclusion of
matres lectionis (consonants acting as vowel indicators). Greek manuscripts vary by ligature usage, itacism, and iota-subscript notation. Even within one tradition, spelling can differ: the Masoretic Text diverges from the Samaritan Pentateuch and the Dead Sea Scrolls, altering both word and letter counts. And the supposed "miracle" of the text emerges only in base-10; if you switch to base-60 (used in ancient Semitic reckoning), the pattern vanishes.
Each of these dials can be set in dozens of ways, producing thousands of variant pipelines per verse. Since every layer is negotiable and language-specific, any striking result (
π,
e, 37, etc.) could just as easily be engineered or disappear by changing a single switch. When you search 30,000 verses using a post hoc, highly discretionary method, coincidences are so inevitable that they're basically predictable. A genuine divine signature should be robust across all faithful copies, just as the Christological witness survives textual transmission, scribal variants, and language translations. If the evidence of divine authorship would collapse if a scribe accidently omitted a yod, then it's too brittle to carry theological weight.
Pi and Euler's number are not accidentally showing up here.
Indeed, it's no accident. But mistaking a contrived statistical artifact for divine authorship is a kind of numerological superstition that undermines the self-attesting authority of scripture by relocating epistemic authority from the canonical text to post hoc mathematical phenomena. It is a shift from the covenantally mediated Word to anthropogenic patterns that are alien to the redemptive-historical intent of divine revelation.
[I am struck by a subsequent re-reading of that paragraph: "Good Lord, that was a dense word salad." I meant every word of it, but man that was really compact. Forgive me.]
I would literally challenge anyone to find any text, in any book (War and Peace? It's long), and produce similar results from any starting sentence of any paragraph.
Your challenge is ill-posed. First, the method is undefined. Your own three examples employ distinct pipelines: (a) the so-called "seven-feature" structure, (b) a digit approximation of
π or
e, and (c) the 37-nucleon number wizardry of that team of Kazakh scientists (
Neukamm 2021). Which of these is to be used? That is not specified. Second, there are no parameters defining "similar results." What qualifies? Three correct decimals of pi (
π)? One correct decimal of Euler's number (
e)? Recurrence of 37 but not 35? Without a pre-specified success criterion, "similar" is adjudicated post hoc, which renders the challenge vacuous.
To be clear, I am not seeking clarification in order to take on the challenge; I reject the underlying method outright. Theomatics from the outset is methodologically unsound and theologically misdirected. I have no interest in adopting its assumptions even hypothetically. I am merely explaining why your challenge is ill-posed—which can't be helped, really, since its weaknesses are inherited from the theomatics to which it refers.
If anyone really wants to think this is a coincidence, I think we will have to agree to disagree and appeal to the Almighty on judgment day. This isn't one I would rebuttal, I don't think.
I don't think it's a coincidence. I think it's a contrived statistical artifact with an inevitable outcome.
It is a supernatural book, with supernatural stories, about supernatural events, written by a supernatural God.
I agree.