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The Jellyfish Aquarium

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I am glad someone finally had the guts to say it..
They are not nearly as attractive or graceful as jelly fish. They’d sink like a lead balloon. Eventually implants do as well. ;)
 
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They are not nearly as attractive or graceful as jelly fish. They’d sink like a lead balloon. Eventually implants do as well. ;)

Just put it in the back corner and cover it with some seaweed and tell onlookers that the jellyfish is just sleeping.
 
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Just put it in the back corner and cover it with some seaweed and tell onlookers that the jellyfish is just sleeping.
lol! Nobody would fall for it.
 
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They are not nearly as attractive or graceful as jelly fish. They’d sink like a lead balloon. Eventually implants do as well. ;)

The real ones do too. Like tangerines in pantihose. My wife doesn't even wear a bra anymore, just throws them over her shoulders and calls it good.
 
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Breast implants are bad for your health.

How can they sell all the breast implants?

Sell them to aquariums that can’t find any jellyfish.
What?
 
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Speaking of silly inventions,
does anyone remember the Hawaii exercise chair ?

The motor helps you exercise with a hula type motion.
Ah, yes! Circa 2004?
 
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