Trump Wins Championship- in the Trumpiest way ever

DaisyDay · Jan 26, 2023

Good news for Trump fans!

Trump declares himself the winner of his own club championship - in the Trumpiest way ever

Trump announced on his social media platform that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach.

www.palmbeachpost.com

Trump announced on his social media platform on Tuesday that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in unincorporated West Palm Beach last weekend, despite not playing the first round of the tournament....

...Trump told tournament organizers he played a strong round on the course Thursday, two days before the tournament started, and decided that would count as his Saturday score for the club championship. That score was five points better than any competitor posted during Saturday's first round.

Why not?

durangodawood · Jan 26, 2023

Next up, Trump corrects Smokey the Bear: "Only I can prevent forest fires."

What a piece of work that guy is.

Bradskii · Jan 26, 2023

Well, I'm taking my score on the first at North Bondi about two years ago, the second at the Coast course a few weeks back, the third at The Lakes back in '19...etc etc and I should get a score that will win most tournaments.

essentialsaltes · Jan 26, 2023

“What will the club secretary say?”

“Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond. I own the club.”

Pommer · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
Next up!
"Trump steps on a crack, breaks his mother's back."
"Trump snores. The View blames excess ice cream."
"Trump stubs toe, special report at 10."
"Trump Derangement Syndrome lingers on, most are bored with it."

And yet, here you are.

SavedByGrace3 · Jan 26, 2023

Pommer said:
And yet, here you are.

?
Nonsense remark.
I am one of the bored ones.

Desk trauma · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
?
Nonsense remark.
I am one of the bored ones.

I am thoroughly bored by baseball, that makes me avoid discussions of it as I know I will find nothing of interest there.

durangodawood · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
Next up!
"Trump steps on a crack, breaks his mother's back."
"Trump snores. The View blames excess ice cream."
"Trump stubs toe, special report at 10."
"Trump Derangement Syndrome lingers on, most are bored with it."

People should have been bored with Trump by like 1989. But they weren't, were they? Look where it got us.

DaisyDay · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
Next up!
"Trump steps on a crack, breaks his mother's back."
"Trump snores. The View blames excess ice cream."
"Trump stubs toe, special report at 10."
"Trump Derangement Syndrome lingers on, most are bored with it."

The difference being that this is something that he actually did, not something you made up. He really did this at his own club, playing against real golfers. And bragged about it.

SavedByGrace3 · Jan 26, 2023

durangodawood said:
People should have been bored with Trump by like 1989. But they weren't, were they? Look where it got us.

DaisyDay said:
The difference being that this is something that he actually did, not something you made up. He really did this at his own club, playing against real golfers. And bragged about it.

And what precisely is wrong with that? It is not the act that I am laughing about, it is the absurd reaction by the Trump haters who harp on every little hic-up and obsess over nothing. It really is funny to watch.

Desk trauma · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
And what precisely is wrong with that? It is not the act that I am laughing about, it is the absurd reaction by the Trump haters who harp on every little hic-up and obsess over nothing. It really is funny to watch.

What happened to being bored ones?

rturner76 · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
And what precisely is wrong with that? It is not the act that I am laughing about, it is the absurd reaction by the Trump haters who harp on every little hic-up and obsess over nothing. It really is funny to watch.

It's even funnier to watch people follow him like a diety.

iluvatar5150 · Jan 26, 2023

DaisyDay said:
Good news for Trump fans!

Trump declares himself the winner of his own club championship - in the Trumpiest way ever

Trump announced on his social media platform that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach.

www.palmbeachpost.com

Trump announced on his social media platform on Tuesday that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in unincorporated West Palm Beach last weekend, despite not playing the first round of the tournament....

...Trump told tournament organizers he played a strong round on the course Thursday, two days before the tournament started, and decided that would count as his Saturday score for the club championship. That score was five points better than any competitor posted during Saturday's first round.

Why not?

I thought he was supposed to be a pretty good golfer. His form is horrible.

DaisyDay · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
And what precisely is wrong with that? It is not the act that I am laughing about, it is the absurd reaction by the Trump haters who harp on every little hic-up and obsess over nothing. It really is funny to watch.

What's wrong with cheating at golf? What's wrong with holding a tournament and declaring yourself the winner even though you didn't even play? If you don't know by now, I doubt I can help you.

It's funny how blatant Donald's dishonesty and narcissism are and how his fans shrug it away.

essentialsaltes · Jan 26, 2023

DaisyDay said:
What's wrong with cheating at golf?

"I just need you to find me 5 strokes"

A perfect phone call to his caddy.

SavedByGrace3 · Jan 26, 2023

rturner76 said:
It's even funnier to watch people follow him like a diety.

Never met one and will not vote for him. Perhaps you are referring to those who are so obsessed that they see him as the god of death. A deity.

SavedByGrace3 · Jan 26, 2023

LOL... looking forward to the next Trumpaphobic eruption. It really is almost as humorous as CNN and MSNBC.
Maybe they will discover that he was on the grassy knoll. I guess you do not see it, but it has become a mania for many. Almost a cult.

DaisyDay · Jan 26, 2023

SavedByGrace3 said:
LOL... looking forward to the next Trumpaphobic eruption. It really is almost as humorous as CNN and MSNBC.
Maybe they will discover that he was on the grassy knoll. I guess you do not see it, but it has become a mania for many. Almost a cult.

You keep making things up - why? It really doesn't paint poor Donald in a better light or diminish his actual deeds.

It's almost as though you are hoping that if you tell tall tales, that true tales will seem false. That seems dishonest, somehow.

iluvatar5150 · Jan 26, 2023

essentialsaltes said:
"I just need you to find me 5 strokes"

A perfect phone call to his caddy.

This is one execution shy of a Kim Jong Un story.

ozso · Jan 27, 2023

Am I supposed to chuckle or be outraged?

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