A knockabout bloke was down on his luck and couldn't find any work, so he caught the bus to Vaucluse, a very wealthy Sydney suburb, to knock on people's front doors, asking for odd jobs. He walked up the driveway to a huge mansion and rang the doorbell.
When a bloke came out, he asked "Got any odd jobs need doing?"
"Actually" said the gent, " I need my porch painted. It's around the back."
"No worries" said the bloke.
So the man gave him a 4 gallon tin of green paving paint and sent the bloke around to paint the back porch. About three hours later, the bloke came around the front and rang the doorbell again.
"I've finished" he said. "Nice job too. Two coats".
"Fine" said the gent, and gave him twenty bucks.
"Thanks" said the bloke and started to leave.
As he was walking down the driveway he turned and shouted "By the way, I don't think it was a Porch. It looked more like a Ferrari."