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hahahWhat do you call a deer with no eyesight?
A no eye deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyesight and no legs?
A still no eye deer!
I like that one."I see!" said the blind man to the deaf man, who wasn't really listening.....
Winner!!A cop is walking his beat when he sees a priest go into a liquor store. When he comes out with a bottle he asks, "a wee nip before prayers father?" The priest tells the cop it's for the monsignor's constipation.
An hour later the cop walks by the church and sees the priest bombed out on the steps of the church. "For the monsignors constipation, eh father?"
The priest answers: "well, he's sure gonna poop when he sees me!"
"I see!" said the blind man to the deaf man, who wasn't really listening.....
and the lord said unto john come forth and receive eternal life but john came fifth and won a toaster
hahaOld one I know. But I love this one. Maybe because I’m a female.
? Did you hear the Pillsbury dough boy died?
!? No! Of what?!
.He died of a yeast infection.
Me: Ha ha ha *snort* ha!!!