There is no mention in this whole thread of the Good News Bible. I wonder why? This is why I put an agree on the post 51 by carp614 where it was said "The one you read."
I want a Bible which in simple English says something which is immediately understandable and avoids as much as possible the science of hermeneutics, and all of the ensuing debate, even argumentation, a human pre-occupation which is strictly un-Biblical.
In any case, the written words in any Bible, in any language, should not be taken literally. We should all be reaching out to the Word of God, which is a spiritual connection with Jesus, and the written words of man, inspired by God, are merely our guide. There is no reason why all of us who talk or write should not feel that we are not inspired by God. Only God knows.
The apocrypha were not included in the Canon. We're they not inspired by God? I greatly respect scholarship and experience, but when it comes to God it's just Him and me and just one other, in my case my wife.