Dear 1st century lady, (?? why did you select that title?)
"Good grief", "hackles up", no one is preventing you having your conjectures, "sarcastic clown", I have never met anyone who uses the thief as an excuse not to get baptised.
I had not intent to get anyone upset
Love is .... (1 Cor 13)
Plus Father's golden rule .....
Matt 6:15 (Amp) But if you do not forgive others their trespasses [their reckless and wilful sins, leaving them, letting them go, and giving up resentment], neither will your Father forgive you your trespasses.
Full immersion baptism (even under the shower) with a deep surrender to Father will permit the Holy Spirit to wash away "the old self" (as Jesus left behind the carpenter & came up the Christ) & become a new creation ....
2 Cor 5:17 (Amp)Therefore if any person is [ingrafted] in Christ (the Messiah) he is a new creation (a new creature altogether); the old [previous moral and spiritual condition] has passed away. Behold, the fresh {and} new has come!
I like the word "ingrafted" as it ties in with John 15 ... Father cuts off from the Adam vine those who He draws to Lord Jesus, prepares them (down to a small piece of branch), then cuts the True Vine & grafts the new piece of branch into Him, then binds the graft with His Holy Spirit .... then over time, receiving all that the Vine supplies .... moment by moment I receive life from above, moment by moment I am washed in His blood ... the new branch gets strong enough to bear the fruit of the Vine .....
Gal 5:22 But the fruit of the [Holy] Spirit [the work which His presence within accomplishes] is love, joy (gladness), peace, patience (an even temper, forbearance), kindness, goodness (benevolence), faithfulness,
Gal 5:23 Gentleness (meekness, humility), self-control (self-restraint, continence). Against such things there is no law [that can bring a charge].
Gal 5:24 And those who belong to Christ Jesus (the Messiah) have crucified the flesh (the godless human nature) with its passions and appetites {and} desires.
I often give thanks, as a reminder of what He has done, when I am having my shower plus knowing the Holy Spirit is always ready ....
Rom 8:13 For if you live according to [the dictates of] the flesh, you will surely die. But if through the power of the [Holy] Spirit you are [habitually] putting to death (making extinct, deadening) the [evil] deeds prompted by the body, you shall [really and genuinely] live forever.
Rom 8:14 For all who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God.