13 reasons homsexual marriage MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED!

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1.Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2.Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4.Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5.Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6.Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10.Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12.Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
13. Homosexuality is disgusting; another reason why live-saving surgery and high-school anatomy classes should be banned: they're disgusting.
 

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1. How is it not natural? Don't you believe that two men or two women may love the same as a man and woman?
2. The world needs more children, are you frikkin' kidding me? Talk about psychos. This world already has too many people, don't you think?
3. This is totally false and idiotic, to say the least. Most gay children are born of straight parents, just to let you know. You can't make somebody gay.
4. How would you know this fact? They allow gay marriage in Massachusetts, but nothing is heard about straight people going gay. 0_0
5. Erm...are you sick? What's wrong with blacks marrying whites, or divorce, and why are you calling women a "property?" And marriage has changed throughout the years. Weren't marriages arranged once by the parents?
6. Even if it was elected by the people, it would win the vote; believe what I say. So many people are for gay marriage.
7. Oh shaddup; do you have to make Christianity the top religion like any other conservation does? Other religions should be supported as well: Buddhism, Islam, Paganism, etc. - So...you're going against gay marriage, but you're not going against Satanism?
8. How the hell does hanging around tall people make you tall? This is ridiculous. Speak like a wiseman, not a wannabe expert.
9. People will not marry their dogs just because others have married their own sex. I'm not even sure how you connect the two.
10. There is nothing wrong with a single parent raising a child. There are many children that are successful. And would you know if gay parents lower a child's success rate? It hasn't happened yet.
11. We adapted to blacks and whites integrating; we seemed fine with that, and many conservatives felt the same way about blacks as you do about gay people.
12. You are a dirty-rotten-down white piece of trash. How can you say that separate African-America schools work well, and it will only support that homosexual schools will work even better? I guess you are some kind of white-trashed racist.
13. Why should anatomy be banned, and live surgery? Don't we need to know how sex is done and what are the risks of it? Don't we need to learn about the human body and how it works, AND HOW YOUR GOD CREATED SUCH A MACHINE OF GREAT FUNCTION AND CREATION. Pff....Conservatives like you disgust me.
 
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I have a feeling that may have been slightly ironic, sir. EnemyPartyII's was quite clearly an attack on those 13 arguements rather than defence of them. Though the comment was rather superficial, it does deal with a lot of the 'ew' factor about gay relationships, and I particularly like #13!
 
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1. How is it not natural? Don't you believe that two men or two women may love the same as a man and woman?
2. The world needs more children, are you frikkin' kidding me? Talk about psychos. This world already has too many people, don't you think?
3. This is totally false and idiotic, to say the least. Most gay children are born of straight parents, just to let you know. You can't make somebody gay.
4. How would you know this fact? They allow gay marriage in Massachusetts, but nothing is heard about straight people going gay. 0_0
5. Erm...are you sick? What's wrong with blacks marrying whites, or divorce, and why are you calling women a "property?" And marriage has changed throughout the years. Weren't marriages arranged once by the parents?
6. Even if it was elected by the people, it would win the vote; believe what I say. So many people are for gay marriage.
7. Oh shaddup; do you have to make Christianity the top religion like any other conservation does? Other religions should be supported as well: Buddhism, Islam, Paganism, etc. - So...you're going against gay marriage, but you're not going against Satanism?
8. How the hell does hanging around tall people make you tall? This is ridiculous. Speak like a wiseman, not a wannabe expert.
9. People will not marry their dogs just because others have married their own sex. I'm not even sure how you connect the two.
10. There is nothing wrong with a single parent raising a child. There are many children that are successful. And would you know if gay parents lower a child's success rate? It hasn't happened yet.
11. We adapted to blacks and whites integrating; we seemed fine with that, and many conservatives felt the same way about blacks as you do about gay people.
12. You are a dirty-rotten-down white piece of trash. How can you say that separate African-America schools work well, and it will only support that homosexual schools will work even better? I guess you are some kind of white-trashed racist.
13. Why should anatomy be banned, and live surgery? Don't we need to know how sex is done and what are the risks of it? Don't we need to learn about the human body and how it works, AND HOW YOUR GOD CREATED SUCH A MACHINE OF GREAT FUNCTION AND CREATION. Pff....Conservatives like you disgust me.

Take a deep breath-- It was meant to be sarcastic.
 
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Legalising Gay marriage might mean that society has to treat homosexuals as people who have monogamy relationships rather then the blind polygamy relationships we believe they have as well as any other kind of nasty sociably unacceptable thing we can try to label them with such as NAMBLA. :D

Don't sweat it Red, I believe Enemy PartyII forgot about poe's law.
 
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1.Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2.Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4.Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5.Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6.Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10.Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12.Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
13. Homosexuality is disgusting; another reason why live-saving surgery and high-school anatomy classes should be banned: they're disgusting.

HMMM...where have I seen this before?

...;) ;) ;)

Jolly good show, pip!
 
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