Is Barney Gay?

kdet said:

And another ignorant time-wasting thread.

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Well, you would assume if it's a waste of your time, you wouldn't even post on it.

Spinrad said:

Gay = sinister = retarded = humans = doom.

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sheesh... how sad.

TheBear said:

And here you are.

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Yep. posting my opinion like everyone else. I had no idea how imporatant it is for us to know the sexual preferences of children's tv charactors. Thank goodness we have you to bring this important issue to our attention.

Does Barney have sex with other male dinosoars?

If not, then he's not gay.

Problem solved.

TheBear said:

Are the cats in your signature gay?

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Obviously, they're sleeping together!

Spinrad said:

Gay = sinister = retarded = humans = doom.

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Humans = Gay

bluenovember said:

Does Barney have sex with other male dinosoars?

If not, then he's not gay.

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Homosexuality does not require sex.

But yes, Barney is a flaming homosexual. I asked Baby-Bop once; she said that when she tried to do him he said "I don't swing that way..."

Jacob4Jesus said:

I am sticking with the same theory I did as SpongeBob. Barney is asexual.

As proved in the other thread, there are QUITE a large amount of gay cartoon characters out there

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Spongebob wears jockey shorts. I don't know any females or asexuals who wear jockey shorts. Do you?

Yes, Barney is gay.

TheBear said:

I heard that he was.

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Is this forum obsessed with homosexuality?

I think so

Diane

funny that.

TheBear said:

I heard that he was.

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gay Pronunciation Key (g )

1. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
2. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
3. Given to social pleasures.

Well, I would hope that he would feel cheerful

. Along with the rest of the world

TheBear said:

I heard that he was.

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Which Barney are you asking about ,

1) Barney the Dinosaur (gay as in happy yes)

2) Barney Rubble (no way , although he spends too much time with fred , the man clearly loves his wife Betty)

3) Barney Fife (no way because there was no such thing as gay before the 60s- and I believe that Rock Hudson took the first available opening even though the world didnt know it till the 80s)

LittleNipper said:

Is the color purple gay?

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Only if Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey say so.

Barney looks very happy. So yes, he's gay, cheerful, merry, etc.

Jacob4Jesus said:

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As proved in the other thread, there are QUITE a large amount of gay cartoon characters out there

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Like the three lil piggies? three males living together? It's obvious what's going on there!

Barney is TOTALLY gay. The gayest. He's one of the compadre of bright purple androgenous characters trying to lure our kids into "magic wonderlands", for what? To dance and eat macaroni all day with them -- what disgusting and misleading euphemisms for what he's really doing to those kids. And you can be DAMN certain he's in cohorts with that minister of homosexualgayism, Tinky Winky.

Do you think any straight man can dance, much less be the instructor of a dance academy for kids. I DON'T THINK SO.

Do you think any straight man wears purple and green fur coat as they hang out behind elementary schools. Only if he's a pimp. Or gay. Or both, and he's trying to abduct our youth and force them into homosexual prostitution. He's not just gay. He's a predator (species carnivorous purplekus rex). And he's coming after our children.

The only thing Barney gets right is portraying children walking (and eating macaroni) with dinosaurs. But, because he's gay, it makes him a pedophile. And that, friends, is just another twist in the crank called Homosexual Agenda.

BEWARE OF BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!!