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Recent content by Windorian

  1. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, as they say, that's Life! INTEOTW if I make a bad joke, is it?
  2. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    Chipmunks tend to stick to more traditional styles when it comes to taste - oak furnishings, classical music, fireplaces, elegant attire, libraries, formal dining - that kind of thing. Can a color blind person still feel blue?
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    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    Because somehow or another Frosted Flakes got involved, and so, it just had to be a Tiger. If a Tiger is selling the cereal, shouldn't it be Frosted Antelope Flakes?
  4. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, just jiggle the handle and hope it stops on its own. INTEOTW if... I forgot to make backup copies for all those data files, is it?
  5. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, stiff and sore is better than bleeding and broken. It's not the end of the world if... I have no idea where in the world June went to, is it?
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    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    A strange, unidentifiable creature (dog? horse? antelope? water buffalo?) at Walt Disney World. Why is water so wet?
  7. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, exhausting you isn't quite as bad as killing you. It's not the end of the world if... I'm not going anywhere special for the Fourth of July, is it?
  8. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    I'm not sure what "the" even means, let alone how to pronounce it. If you wanted your teeth to shine, could you use car wax instead of toothpaste?
  9. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, if you ever decide to do something else, you won't feel bad about leaving. It's not the end of the world if... I didn't finish all the things on my chore list for today, is it?
  10. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    It would be a "One Night Only" performance. How can Mickey Mouse be in Florida and California at exactly the same time?
  11. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    From the cat. Would Elvis the Cat sing "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog"?
  12. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    I think chewbacca is eating backwards. I don't want McDonalds, but can I have a toy!!!!
  13. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    It's not the rent I'd worry about, it's the poison ivy. Will insect spray work on computer bugs?
  14. Windorian

    It's not the end of the world if.....

    Nah, you'll figure it out eventually and then life will change so you'll have to figure it out again anyway. It's not the end of the world if... I'm really not all that interested in World Cup Soccer, is it?
  15. Windorian

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. (2)

    Someone that really liked the letter 'B' but didn't like the names Barbara, Betty or Belinda. What would have happened if Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive termite as opposed to a spider?
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