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Nah, as they say, that's Life! INTEOTW if I make a bad joke, is it?

Chipmunks tend to stick to more traditional styles when it comes to taste - oak furnishings, classical music, fireplaces, elegant attire, libraries, formal dining - that kind of thing. Can a color blind person still feel blue?

Because somehow or another Frosted Flakes got involved, and so, it just had to be a Tiger. If a Tiger is selling the cereal, shouldn't it be Frosted Antelope Flakes?

Nah, just jiggle the handle and hope it stops on its own. INTEOTW if... I forgot to make backup copies for all those data files, is it?

Nah, stiff and sore is better than bleeding and broken. It's not the end of the world if... I have no idea where in the world June went to, is it?

A strange, unidentifiable creature (dog? horse? antelope? water buffalo?) at Walt Disney World. Why is water so wet?

Nah, exhausting you isn't quite as bad as killing you. It's not the end of the world if... I'm not going anywhere special for the Fourth of July, is it?

I'm not sure what "the" even means, let alone how to pronounce it. If you wanted your teeth to shine, could you use car wax instead of toothpaste?

Nah, if you ever decide to do something else, you won't feel bad about leaving. It's not the end of the world if... I didn't finish all the things on my chore list for today, is it?

It would be a "One Night Only" performance. How can Mickey Mouse be in Florida and California at exactly the same time?

From the cat. Would Elvis the Cat sing "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog"?

I think chewbacca is eating backwards. I don't want McDonalds, but can I have a toy!!!!

It's not the rent I'd worry about, it's the poison ivy. Will insect spray work on computer bugs?

Nah, you'll figure it out eventually and then life will change so you'll have to figure it out again anyway. It's not the end of the world if... I'm really not all that interested in World Cup Soccer, is it?

Someone that really liked the letter 'B' but didn't like the names Barbara, Betty or Belinda. What would have happened if Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive termite as opposed to a spider?

Nah, you won't even notice it a month from now. It's not the end of the world if... my grass isn't as green as the rest of the neighborhood because I don't run my sprinklers, is it?

(This one never got answered) Never wear a penguin! Eventually. As for IT, IT is better left alone, IT might bite. Why can't I call you Shirley?

Morning Why do monkeys climb trees?

Downs: Smoke detector decided to give off low battery warning beeps over and over at 3 in the morning. Ups: Friends from old neighborhood said they would come down to meet us for lunch on Sunday.

Denny's Time Machine Restaurant What's a spark made of?