Recent content by Patty

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    Funny Bible questions

    What was the best thing that God had ever given anyone who died laughing? Answer: A sense of humor.
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    Anyone have any holiday recipes?

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    Praise God!! Elizabeth Smart's ALIVE!!

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    Are you male or female?

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    Attn Annabel Lee

    Startling Klingon strategy. Disappear for eons and reappear to engage in conquest.
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    Whats your favorite movie of all time? Part 2

    Geesh!! This gorilla's bummed.   How come nobody said they liked Bruce Lee's classic movie, ENTER THE DRAGON?? I also liked Jackie Chan's 'Shanghai Noon' Cool movies.
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    Haiku anyone?

    This one is credited to a lady named Xien Lei: God is my Father. What my father chooses is The finest for me.   And, this one is from Pastor X: Once the man exists, I see what is natural. God is in the man.
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    Haiku anyone?

    Saguaro Silent Sentinel Guarding the gates of heaven Majestic are both  
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    The Lymmerick contest

    Here's a limerick I wrote several years ago about Jesus: The Young Man from Nazareth There once was a young man from Nazareth Who knew that his work would be good He took greatest care, Did his best to prepare To spread kindness the best way he could. This man, gentle young man...
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    Are you male or female?

    Ahhh! The NATURAL BALANCE is ACHIEVED on Christian Forums. GRRRRRR!!
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    Are you male or female?

    Thanks, Amy!!
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    Are you male or female?

    I'm a GURRRilla :mad: That makes me female and dangerous.
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    God Bless America...(?)

    Thanks, lbiagm, for the NICE birthday wish. Willya speak to Gerry and teach him how to be nice? Thanks, Patty
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    God Bless America...(?)

    Who you calling a baboon???? Huh??? Hey, big Gerry - Thanks!   The Gorilla :P
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    God Bless America...(?)

    That is so funny!  :D I wonder how it got missed by the person who compiled the list?? :scratch: