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    Funny Bible questions

    What was the best thing that God had ever given anyone who died laughing? Answer: A sense of humor.
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    Anyone have any holiday recipes?

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    Praise God!! Elizabeth Smart's ALIVE!!

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    Are you male or female?

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    Attn Annabel Lee

    Startling Klingon strategy. Disappear for eons and reappear to engage in conquest.
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    Whats your favorite movie of all time? Part 2

    Geesh!! This gorilla's bummed.   How come nobody said they liked Bruce Lee's classic movie, ENTER THE DRAGON?? I also liked Jackie Chan's 'Shanghai Noon' Cool movies.
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    Haiku anyone?

    This one is credited to a lady named Xien Lei: God is my Father. What my father chooses is The finest for me.   And, this one is from Pastor X: Once the man exists, I see what is natural. God is in the man.
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    Haiku anyone?

    Saguaro Silent Sentinel Guarding the gates of heaven Majestic are both  
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    The Lymmerick contest

    Here's a limerick I wrote several years ago about Jesus: The Young Man from Nazareth There once was a young man from Nazareth Who knew that his work would be good He took greatest care, Did his best to prepare To spread kindness the best way he could. This man, gentle young man...
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    Are you male or female?

    Ahhh! The NATURAL BALANCE is ACHIEVED on Christian Forums. GRRRRRR!!
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    Are you male or female?

    Thanks, Amy!!
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    Are you male or female?

    I'm a GURRRilla :mad: That makes me female and dangerous.
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    God Bless America...(?)

    Thanks, lbiagm, for the NICE birthday wish. Willya speak to Gerry and teach him how to be nice? Thanks, Patty
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    God Bless America...(?)

    Who you calling a baboon???? Huh??? Hey, big Gerry - Thanks!   The Gorilla :P
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    God Bless America...(?)

    That is so funny!  :D I wonder how it got missed by the person who compiled the list?? :scratch:
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    God Bless America...(?)

    My daughter emailed me this.  Thought you folks would like to have a few chuckles:    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front...
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    Praise God!! Elizabeth Smart's ALIVE!!

    Also in need of prayers would be any other victims of the kidnapper, Mitchell.  It's stated that he's a self-proclaimed polygamist.  Does that mean he's harmed other girls?  God help us all from the ravages of men like that.
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    Praise God!! Elizabeth Smart's ALIVE!!

    AMEN, beautiful person!!
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    Gold Stars to Wolseley and Plumbdumb!

    Thanks, Wolseley, for your 'scars' thread. Plumbdumb came up with a really good thought from that thread, and my opinion is that what he said might spiritually benefit a whole bunch of folks. Plumbdumb wondered what things our scars help us to remember that we would otherwise forget.&nbsp...
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    Anybody have any scars?

    Cool, dude! I like what you said.  :clap: That would probably be an interesting thread - 'What good things do your scars help you to remember that you might otherwise forget?' Lots of wonderful stories come to my mind already. Whadja think?  Wanna talk about that? :wave...