HE MUST:
1. Lack Bed Bugs in Clothing Articles (very important)
2. Have a Valid Photo ID (SIX FLAGS SEASON PASS not ACCEPTABLE)
3. Have a Genuine Love for Silk Worms
4. Enjoy Following Strangers for no Apparent Reason, but only before 9 PM.
5. Have Eyebrows
6. Be Allergic to Aluminum...