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Recent content by Dthfrmalarnd

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    In the Old Village...

    A husband and wife lived together for 50 years. The husband was constantly complaining about everything the wife ever did; food, laundry, even the raising of their family. The time was drawing near when the old man was about to die. His last words to his wife were "I will not let you relax in...
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    Yay! New Member!

    JasonAlan, I am sad to hear you are having a rough time right now. Please allow me to quote one of my favorite passages to you: "The Lord bless you and keep you; The Lord make his face to shine upon you, And be gracious to you; The Lord lift up His countenance upon you, And give you peace."...
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    What's a grit?

    I apologize if that was too much. Sometimes my love of food gets the best of me. I have been blessed by the Lord to have such a love for food. I have been in the culinary business going on 21 years now. I have had the pleasure of being an Executive Chef for multiple concepts and I would not...
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    What's a grit?

    Torah, yes, grits are hominey, however before they are ground, they must be soaked in a lime solution that will eat away the hard shell section. Otherwise, like eating popcorn, you will get slivers of undisolved shell. Not enjoyable when it gets in between the teeth. For those of you with a...
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    Ask him..

    An atheist comes over to an older lady who is a known believer. Atheist: So you believe when we all die, your going to Heaven? OL: Yes I do. Atheist: And you believe you will see fellow believers there? OL: Yes I do. Atheist: And if Issac Newton is there you believe you can just...
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    Golfing

    Jesus, Moses, and John are spending their day on the golf course. John sets up first and drives the ball 250 yards. It lands just a chip shot away from the hole. Moses sets up his shot and fairs a little bit better. An easy shot just inches away from the hole. Jesus sets up his shot...
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    A-Z Food (+ Bonus Blessings) (9)

    Sable (French Cookie)
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    I really need to know what group Iam.

    Holop, I experienced this often also. I brought this to the attention of my Bible Study teacher and this is what he told me: You are a believer and a follower of Christ. Maybe this could help you too.
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    Do you have a best friend?

    I have my wife, who is my best friend, but my best male friend deserves a honorable mention for leading me to the path to the lord. :clap:
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    Something impossible to dislike

    Running at full speed during the rain.
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    Where did you hang out as teenagers

    I was a computer geek and I started to train, at the age of 16, to be ready for the 88' olympics.
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    Fun thread!

    n ow mi izz urt frm reed ding awl f ths.
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    Opinions please

    I listen to all kinds of music and read all different kinds of magazines. If there is anything that I want to do that I may feel is in someway "complicated", I always pray, and let the Holy Spirit lead the way.
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    Cartoons

    The older WB Buggs Bunny cartoons.
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    Words that contain two T's.

    tattletell