Recent content by cleanelvis

:Dhaha these are great! keep em coming. I’d hate for the conversation to get dull

Thanks Exit! Yeah it’s nice out here in left field :)

Hey guys! I’ve had this on my mind recently, and I thought I’d ask my friends in mature singles for some help. I need some knife puns (you heard me right) I’ve already got: If you're a knife dancer, does that mean you're a member of the Slice Capades? sharpen your wits sorry to have...

I’m thinking about knife puns. I’ve already got: If you're a knife dancer, does that mean you're a member of the Slice Capades? sharpen your wits sorry to have holed you up shanks for the edgy jokes I don’t like your blade-ant attempt to cut in and take a stab that actress...

Dang this is a tough situation! I understand that the kid is old enough to know better, but who knows how her mother acts when they’re alone. At 11, she has no understanding of the complicated emotions in adult relationships -only what she’s told. At that age, everything is the worst or...

Some people find “extruded” horribly offensive, lol. Another one is “pinch". pronounced “peench”, it’s SO stupid! I’d be careful with the soap thing. I wonder if there’s a direct correlation between kids who get their mouths washed out and parents who feel like their kids won’t talk to...

I lost 50 lbs in 6 months. Here’s what I did: I made myself drink 32oz of water everytime I wanted to eat. And only ate anything *after I drank 32oz water. Apple and string cheese for breakfast or peaches with cottage cheese Coffee with real cream and no sugar snack all day on veggies...

You know what word offends me the most? “extruded!” It disgusts me every time I hear it. I’m dating this guy from Holland and he uses that word shamelessly to describe how American’s make cheese. I can’t enjoy a good burger without hearing about how the cheese...

You did offend me, but that isn’t my point. And it’s cool I’m not mad. (I’m actually a bit impressed -I haven’t been offended in a long time) My point is that now your hateful statement where you called homosexuals “homos” and said they were...

I’m just curious, why do some people blame Obama for the gas prices? I mean, they were over $4 a gallon under bush -until they dramatically dropped a few months before the election. And how come Obama doesn’t get any credit for the new regulations to double the gas milage of cars?

I was dating this beautiful guy with a british accent. Wasn’t til date #3 that he snuck into the conversation the fact that he was MARRIED! mr. face meet mr. palm

Good Job man! I bet the worst of it’s already behind you. It’s crazy these “withdrawl” symptoms you’re talking about. I’ve never experienced those with weed. I mostly just miss smoking pot like I'd miss hanging out with an old friend. What I mean is...

I find it most offensive that someone masquerading as “almighty’s humble servant” can make such a hateful, prejudice statement. Unless of course, Almighty’s Humble Servant is truly ignorant, and doesn’t know that it is MEAN to call homosexuals “homos” -or that most “homos” don’t have the...

I think that society has a distorted view of Christianity. People who don’t know what Jesus was about hear the word “Christianity”, and they think Westboro, the Family Research Council, and Chicfila. I do not think that real followers of Christ are being persecuted nearly...

LOL! I didn’t know we were allowed to edit the Bible! Have fun with your thread, I’m going to have fun with my red pen and book of mistakes ^_^