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  1. cleanelvis

    knife puns

    :Dhaha these are great! keep em coming. I’d hate for the conversation to get dull
  2. cleanelvis

    knife puns

    Thanks Exit! Yeah it’s nice out here in left field :)
  3. cleanelvis

    knife puns

    Hey guys! I’ve had this on my mind recently, and I thought I’d ask my friends in mature singles for some help. I need some knife puns (you heard me right) I’ve already got: If you're a knife dancer, does that mean you're a member of the Slice Capades? sharpen your wits sorry to have...
  4. cleanelvis

    What's on your mind? (24)

    I’m thinking about knife puns. I’ve already got: If you're a knife dancer, does that mean you're a member of the Slice Capades? sharpen your wits sorry to have holed you up shanks for the edgy jokes I don’t like your blade-ant attempt to cut in and take a stab that actress...
  5. cleanelvis

    step-parent needing advice

    Dang this is a tough situation! I understand that the kid is old enough to know better, but who knows how her mother acts when they’re alone. At 11, she has no understanding of the complicated emotions in adult relationships -only what she’s told. At that age, everything is the worst or...
  6. cleanelvis

    Diffusing the F-bomb in a vulgar culture...

    Some people find “extruded” horribly offensive, lol. Another one is “pinch". pronounced “peench”, it’s SO stupid! I’d be careful with the soap thing. I wonder if there’s a direct correlation between kids who get their mouths washed out and parents who feel like their kids won’t talk to...
  7. cleanelvis

    Bye bye belly fat...

    I lost 50 lbs in 6 months. Here’s what I did: I made myself drink 32oz of water everytime I wanted to eat. And only ate anything *after I drank 32oz water. Apple and string cheese for breakfast or peaches with cottage cheese Coffee with real cream and no sugar snack all day on veggies...
  8. cleanelvis

    Diffusing the F-bomb in a vulgar culture...

    You know what word offends me the most? “extruded!” It disgusts me every time I hear it. I’m dating this guy from Holland and he uses that word shamelessly to describe how American’s make cheese. I can’t enjoy a good burger without hearing about how the cheese...
  9. cleanelvis

    Christians should 'leave their beliefs at home or get another job'

    You did offend me, but that isn’t my point. And it’s cool I’m not mad. (I’m actually a bit impressed -I haven’t been offended in a long time) My point is that now your hateful statement where you called homosexuals “homos” and said they were...
  10. cleanelvis

    Can We Really Afford Another 4 Years?

    I’m just curious, why do some people blame Obama for the gas prices? I mean, they were over $4 a gallon under bush -until they dramatically dropped a few months before the election. And how come Obama doesn’t get any credit for the new regulations to double the gas milage of cars?
  11. cleanelvis

    Rude Dates

    I was dating this beautiful guy with a british accent. Wasn’t til date #3 that he snuck into the conversation the fact that he was MARRIED! mr. face meet mr. palm
  12. cleanelvis

    quittin the bud.

    Good Job man! I bet the worst of it’s already behind you. It’s crazy these “withdrawl” symptoms you’re talking about. I’ve never experienced those with weed. I mostly just miss smoking pot like I'd miss hanging out with an old friend. What I mean is...
  13. cleanelvis

    Christians should 'leave their beliefs at home or get another job'

    I find it most offensive that someone masquerading as “almighty’s humble servant” can make such a hateful, prejudice statement. Unless of course, Almighty’s Humble Servant is truly ignorant, and doesn’t know that it is MEAN to call homosexuals “homos” -or that most “homos” don’t have the...
  14. cleanelvis

    Christians victims of rising 'hostility' from gov't and secular groups, report says

    I think that society has a distorted view of Christianity. People who don’t know what Jesus was about hear the word “Christianity”, and they think Westboro, the Family Research Council, and Chicfila. I do not think that real followers of Christ are being persecuted nearly...
  15. cleanelvis

    Women's Role in the Church

    LOL! I didn’t know we were allowed to edit the Bible! Have fun with your thread, I’m going to have fun with my red pen and book of mistakes ^_^
  16. cleanelvis

    Women's Role in the Church

    Also Achilles you didn’t answer ebia’s questions in post 24 & 30. Just so you know -I’m not here to debate this topic. I just want to fully understand why/how you believe what you do. And I don’t really care about the slavery thing. I thought florida was on the way...
  17. cleanelvis

    Women's Role in the Church

    1cor4:34 "Women should be silent during the church meetings. It is not proper for them to speak. They should be submissive, just as the law says." I have one specific question: If the entire chapter is about speaking in tongues, how did you decide that this ONE VERSE IS NOT ABOUT SPEAKING IN...
  18. cleanelvis

    Women's Role in the Church

    Genesis 2 is a cool chapter! "18And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." Gen. 2:18 I’m sorry, maybe I’m just dense. Can you fill in the blanks for me? How does that one word say all this: "This means that the...
  19. cleanelvis

    Women's Role in the Church

    Achilles: You didn’t answer any of my questions. You may think you did, but you need to elaborate because I’m not following. Genesis 1:27 NIV27 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. In the whole...
  20. cleanelvis

    Christians should 'leave their beliefs at home or get another job'

    In America, we do that to muslims… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188056/Muslim-woman-sues-Disney-letting-wear-headscarf-work.html check out all the comments… If we want to keep our right to wear crosses, then we need to stick up for their rights to cover their head...