Emotional hyperbole doesn't work on conservatives. We apparently have no hearts, so it is pointless trying to pull our heartstrings.
Which conservatives is this post talking about?
*cue old TV announcer voice*
En garde! Time to pull out my trusty sidearm and AR-15 sniper rifle and fight for truth, justice, and the American way! The illegal aliens, the scourge of criminals from around the globe that are taking jobs away from honest Americans, are finally being punished for their misdeeds by President Donald Trump. We will have justice! JUSTICE!
*insert obligatory bald eagle screech here*
America! The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave! One nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice For All! Hurtle the weak, and trample the dead!
Now, before I get in serious trouble for this post (the italics part are meant as a joke at my own expense, so you can laugh if you want), the point I’m trying to make is that conservative emotional hyperbole actually exists. I’m not actually advocating for the use of guns. The problem is not that conservative emotional hyperbole doesn’t exist, but that it’s awkward and kinda violent. So people tend to dig down into facts and figures to hide the fact that American conservatism is about sacrificing people’s right to be here and other benefits to people to uphold principles.
This is what God does in Romans 9 when he bears with “the vessels of wrath prepared for destruction” - the unbeliever vessels are sacrificed so that the believers may be saved and tested and improved. The liberal position is that we are not God so we don’t get to decide. The conservative rebuttal is that deciding who gets to live and who gets to die is what politics is all about, who benefits and who is placed at a disadvantage. The conservatives believe that the strong should benefit because they earned their strength, and the liberals believe that the weak should benefit because they got taken advantage of by the strong.
In any case, I do think Trump has a plan, even if his plan basically amounts to bread and circuses. His actions are notably consistent with each other and do not reflect chaos or blind reactions. Frankly, Trump’s rhetoric, executive orders, and flashy behavior are actually yet another counter argument to the assertion that conservatives aren’t swayed by hyperbole. Trump got elected instead of Ted Cruz. If conservatives truly favored facts and logic and were truly heartless, the would have elected Cruz instead of Trump. Cruz had very little in the way of showmanship and much in the way of logic.
The reality is the Tom MacDonald song “Me vs. You”, which I can’t link because it contains profanity near the end of the song. Both political parties and philosophies are highly emotionally loaded because people are scared of death and other related negative outcomes that they have never experienced. The evil that you don’t want to experience is what you fear, what you fear is what you fight against, and what you fight against is what happens because you bring the opposition down on you. Every plan in politics has to be dressed up in fancy circus clothing for the entertainment of the masses in a form of dark popcorn eating. When I was a kid, newspapers were entertaining just like novels, and someone could watch the TV news like a movie.
The valient hero, President Donald Trump, defeated 624 evil bad guys this week. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and God Bless America!
Now, I’m an adult, and I know it’s not fun, because every four to eight years the valient heroics will be replaced by a horror film. Then in four to eight more years, the heroics will return. And worse, my heroics are someone else’s horror film. I think part of myself longs for that childlike naïveté of the conservative emotional rhetoric. That’s actually why I hold onto conservative positions when by most factual metrics I should probably be a liberal by this point. I just can’t give up the dream, this thought that evil can be conquered. It has a deep emotional appeal that can be hyperbolized as easily as liberal wailing over the victims of principled thought.
Of course, Christ did conquer evil on the cross, and gave us the Armor of God. But it will be Christ who does the conquering of evil, not me, in political areas. Child me is still disappointed, but adult me has learned (to some extent) to live with it.
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As for the tariff strategy, it probably is just Trump presuming that America is good while the rest of the world is evil. It’s the childish behavior of thinking that you can attack the bad guys. He really hasn’t woke up to the fact that America isn’t all the way good and that the rest of the world isn’t all the way bad, but at least his tariff policy, immigration policy, and diplomacy are all consistent. I can’t say I approve of the tariff plan, though it might act to break down the illusion economy and get us back to taking care of our bodies instead of just bleeding our labor into technology and entertainment schemes. When doing economics and economic policy, your emotions need to take a backseat to facts, because people need to eat, sleep, and drive. That’s just facts.