Your whole view assumes the validity and pervasiveness of temporal reality. (Even 'science' is beginning to doubt it!

) There is no logical need to assume passage of time beyond death. Our experience of it is satisfied by saying that they are sleeping; but it may well be that they go directly to be with God. And for the few, to be brought back can be as simple as being brought back either from being with God, or immediately from their passing into death.
If you want to believe that people are brought back from living in heaven, please, go right ahead.
I don't think believing that would be worse than not believing in a resurrection, which means -
a rising again; Derived from ἀνίστημι (anistēmi), meaning "to rise" or "to stand up".
The Saints sleeping in death, are not brought back immediately from their passing into death.
Lazarus was four days in the grave, so clearly, he was not brought back immediately from passing into death.
Jesus? Well, he was three days dead in the earth. He certainly was not brought back immediately from passing into death.
The little girl was dead for a few hours - the time it took for Jesus to travel there. She certainly was not brought back immediately from passing into death.
Lazarus, and Jesus, and that little girl, all experienced a resurrection - a hope Jesus and Paul spoke of. Which the Saints await.
In fact, the scriptures, very pointedly says... “Men
and brethren, let
me speak freely to you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his tomb is with us to this day. Therefore, being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him that of the fruit of his body, according to the flesh, He would raise up the Christ to sit on his throne,
he, foreseeing this, spoke concerning the resurrection of the Christ, that His soul was not left in Hades, nor did His flesh see corruption. This Jesus God has raised up, of which we are all witnesses. Acts 2:20-32
Upon his being raised up, the Lord himself - the one that will judge those who refuse to accept the truth, said these very words....
“Do not cling to Me,” Jesus said, “for I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go and tell My brothers, ‘I am ascending to My Father and your Father, to My God and your God.’ ” John 20:17
I certainly don't think anyone, including you, would say Jesus went with God, and was brought back from being with the father, or immediately from passing into death, and then lied about it.
So, it looks like all your options are hitting a brick wall.
At this point, if I were in your position, I would stop, and ask myself... "Corey... What are you doing? It looks like you are fighting against God. In which case, you can't win. Are you siding with Satan?"
To be honest with you, if I were delusional, I won't know what I am doing. I would know that I am trying my best to deny the truth... Deep down I would know I am doing that, but the strong chains that bind me, would prevent me from actually seeing it.
My goose would be cooked, and I could not do anything about it... That is, unless I humbled myself, and accepted the truth.
I have a feeling your arguments aren't exhausted.
Lets hear the next.