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Some Bible jokes

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Who is the shortest man in the Bible?

Bildad the Shuhite (Job 2:11).

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One line contradiction:

Joshua 1:1b The LORD said to Joshua, son of Nun.

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The Pharisees believe in the resurrection of the dead, but the Sadducees don’t. That’s why they’re sad, you see.

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What time of day did God create Adam? Just before eve.

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Of course I believe in free will! What choice do I have?

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A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning and the husband says: "How about you go brew us some coffee?"

Wife: "That's your job."

Husband: "Says who?"

Wife: The book of He-brews.
 
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tonychanyt said:
Of course I believe in free will! What choice do I have?
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I found all of the jokes to be funny, but I particularly like this one. I guess a Calvinist would say that I believe in free will because I have no choice but to believe in it. :D
 
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