Noah's Ark

[DamianWarS]

Where did Noah build the Ark?

Be specific please.

I say he built it in what is now New Jersey.

Be prepared to defend your position.

Noah built the Ark in the bible... specially Genesis 6:22. And you're building a straw man.

 

[AV1611VET]

And you're building a straw man.

That 'straw man' I'm building pwns the idea that the Flood was just a local one.

 

[HighCherub]

Maybe that's why NJ has so many Jews

 

[Yonny Costopoulis]

Where did Noah build the Ark?

Be specific please.

I say he built it in what is now New Jersey.

Be prepared to defend your position.

Noah did not build ark. Is story. Ken Ham showed is impossible for eight peoples to make giant boat and impossible for eight peoples to look after too many animals. So ark never made in NJ by Noah.

 

[AV1611VET]

Maybe that's why NJ has so many Jews

Noah wasn't a Jew.

 

[HighCherub]

Noah wasn't a Jew.

He was Adam #2

 

[DamianWarS]

That 'straw man' I'm building pwns the idea that the Flood was just a local one.

People tend not to respond well to mockery. When you tear down this straw man you also tear down their intelligence.

 

[AV1611VET]

He was Adam #2

-- What?

People tend not to respond well to mockery. When you tear down this straw man you also tear down their intelligence.

-- Huh?

 

[HighCherub]

-- What?

Noah was the last man on Earth who knew God, and we're all ultimately his descendants- that effectively makes him a second Adam.

That's if you go by the literal interpretation of the Scripture- I believe it was regional, personally.
But I'm also not an evolutionist; I'm always assumed as such when I breach upon this subject.

 

[DamianWarS]

-- What?

-- Huh?

in response to the 2nd "Huh?" - you're insulting people by making a ridiculous claim to show they are wrong; this is mocking them.

 

[AV1611VET]

Noah was the last man on Earth who knew God,

Shem, Ham, or Japheth didn't know Him?

 

[AV1611VET]

in response to the 2nd "Huh?" - you're insulting people by making a ridiculous claim to show they are wrong; this is mocking them.

I claim Noah did not live in Mesopotamia when he built the Ark.

Is that a ridiculous claim to you?

Does that sound like mockery?

 

[HighCherub]

Shem, Ham, or Japheth didn't know Him?

God didn't go to them, He went to Noah. Noah was the patriarch, and the father to them as well.

 

[KWCrazy]

Noah did not build ark. Is story. Ken Ham showed is impossible for eight peoples to make giant boat and impossible for eight peoples to look after too many animals. So ark never made in NJ by Noah.

Since when did "impossible" ever stop God?

 

[DamianWarS]

I claim Noah did not live in Mesopotamia when he built the Ark.

Is that a ridiculous claim to you?

Does that sound like mockery?

your building your straw man again. I'm not a young earth advocate so direct it elsewhere.

 

[KWCrazy]

I believe it was regional, personally.

Please show where on this planet such a regional flood could happen. Keep in mind, the water has to cover mountains and there can be no run-off to the sea. Once the water found the sea it could only rise at sea levels. The "regional" claim is clueless. It is destroyed by a simple glance at a topographical map.

 

[AV1611VET]

God didn't go to them, He went to Noah.

He still wasn't a Jew.

 

[AV1611VET]

your building your straw man again.

Sorry ... I'm at a loss as to what you're talking about.

I'm not a young earth advocate ...

Neither am I.

... so direct it elsewhere.

Direct what elsewhere?

 

[AV1611VET]

Please show where on this planet such a regional flood could happen. Keep in mind, the water has to cover mountains and there can be no run-off to the sea. Once the water found the sea it could only rise at sea levels. The "regional" claim is clueless. It is destroyed by a simple glance at a topographical map.

 

[DamianWarS]

Sorry ... I'm at a loss as to what you're talking about.

Neither am I.

Direct what elsewhere?

Now your avoiding. The OP is a straw man aimed at making young earth advocates seem ridiculous and is insulting to their intelligence; it's cheap and degrading. I'm just calling you on out on it.