40 Ridiculous Things Donald Trump Said:
On racism:
1. "I don't have a racist bone in my body." (YouTube)
2. “And isn’t it funny. I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it,” O’Donnell recalled Trump saying. “The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
On his books:
3. "I wrote The Art of the Deal, which is — I guess the biggest — I think the biggest — the biggest-selling business book of all time, and [the Iran nuclear agreement] is not the art of the deal, this is the art of a person that has no idea what he's doing." (Right Wing Watch)
On Jeb Bush:
4. "Jeb Bush likes illegals because of his wife." (Twitter, later deleted)
On Hillary Clinton:
5. "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?” (Twitter, later deleted)
On Hillary and Bill Clinton attending his wedding:
6. "I demanded that they be there — they had no choice and that's what's wrong with our country." (Politico)
On his religious practices:
7. "When we go in church and I drink the little wine, which is about the only wine I drink, and I eat the little cracker — I guess that's a form of asking forgiveness." (CNN)
On his critics:
8. "When I'm attacked, in a strange way, so is New York" (Washington Post)
On Ebola:
9. "The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great — but must suffer the consequences!" (Twitter)
On his hair:
10. "What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trump's hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion ***-ing dollars in the bank." (Comedy Central Roast)
On himself:
11. "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault." (Twitter)
12. "What a great honor it must be for you to honor me tonight." (Comedy Central Roast)
13. "Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich." (The Wall Street Journal)
14. "I am a nice person. People that know me like me. Does my family like me? I think so." (The Week)
On Ivanka:
15. "She does have a very nice figure...if [she] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." (Fox News)
16. "I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not." (Access Hollywood)
On light bulbs:
17. "Remember, new 'environment friendly' light bulbs can cause cancer. Be careful — the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care." (Twitter)
On Nelson Mandela:
18. "What a sad thing that the memory of Nelson Mandela will be stained by the phony sign language moron who is in every picture at funeral!" (Twitter)
On Mexicans:
19. "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people." (Washington Post)
On President Obama:
20. "If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country — I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!" (Twitter)
21. "Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!" (Twitter)
22. "Our great African American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!" (Twitter)
23. "Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!" (Twitter)
24. "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that
@barackobama's birth certificate is a fraud." (Twitter)
25. "Obama founded ISIS."
On Trump 2016:
26. "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created, I tell you that." (ABC News)
On war heroes:
27. "[John McCain]'s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you." (Washington Post)
On wind turbines:
28. "It's Friday. How many bald eagles did wind turbines kill today? They are an environmental and aesthetic disaster." (Twitter)
On winning:
29. "If someone sc**ws you, sc**w them back." (Washington Post)
30. "To EVERYONE, including all haters and losers, HAPPY NEW YEAR. Work hard, be smart and always remember, WINNING TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING!" (Twitter)
On women:
31. "There's nothing I love more than women, but they're really a lot different than portrayed. They are far worse than men, far more aggressive, and boy, can they be smart!" (Washington Post)
32. "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected." (Esquire)
33. "You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of [expletive]." (Esquire)
34. I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
35. “The only card [Hillary Clinton] has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else to offer and frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card, and the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.”
36. “Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry.”
On Greed:
37. "You can never be too greedy."
On his voters:
38. I could shoot somebody...and I wouldn't lose voters.
On the internet:
39. I don't know. What do I know about it? All I know is what's on the internet.
On Free Trade:
40. Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.
Sources Used:
http://theweek.com/articles/569725/123-things-donald-trump-actually-said
http://www.knowable.com/a/25-of-the-dumbest-things-donald-trump-has-ever-said-depicvers/p-3
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