The kinderhook plates was a non-event because JS took a very small amount of time and translated one symbol and then the plates were lost. His secretary mentions that he heard or was told a miniscule amount of information about it and he records it. End of story.
Maybe JS knew they were not true and so he spent no more time on them, who knows. He did not spend much time at all on them. Non-event. Plates scattered and lost. Non-event. What different reason do you think give this non-event?
Nobody knows how many "characters" JS used to "translate" the information he said was there, Peter. There is no record of it anywhere, not even on sites that reject mormonism or on LDS sites. I have never looked into the "typical" amount of characters used for Egyptian hieroglyphs it takes to create that amount of information, and I don't intend to. Maybe you should? Your choice. You seem to have more interest in it than I.
The plates were NOT lost nor scattered as you claim. One remaining plate was found within the Chicago Historical Society, and its been verified, including by LDS sources, as being part of the original set. The others were destroyed in acid tests various people, including the LDS, previously used for crude authenticating purposes. For decades the LDS published precise replicas of them in its official "History of the Church" (as being authentic according to JS). To their own undoing..... The one that came to light had the exact same markings on it that the LDS had been openly displaying, even down to the same precise dent on the edge. Using updated accurate scientific methods it was proven to consist of modern metals. Not ancient like JS and the LDS had assumed. So there is proof, after all. Whether you wish to accept it is based on the level of your faith. In your church? Or in God.
"In 1980, one of the plates was brought for testing to Professor D. Lynn Johnson of the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at Northwestern University, who performed [non-damaging] scanning electron microscope and an X-ray fluorescence analysis. Because the amount of copper and zinc used (73% and 24% respectively) in the plate was found to be consistent with 19th century manufacture, in addition to other results obtained during the testing, it was determined the plate is not of ancient origin. Stanley B. Kimball, LDS history professor, stated: "The conclusion, therefore, is that the Chicago plate is indeed one of the original Kinderhook plates, which now fairly well evidences them to be faked antiquities."
---Kimball, Stanley, B., “Kinderhook Plates Brought to Joseph Smith Appear to Be a Nineteenth-Century Hoax,” Ensign, Aug 1981, 66.
"'James Henry Breasted (1865-1935), University of Chicago ancient Egyptian expert, who wrote the five volume set Ancient Records of Egypt: Historical Documents from the Earliest Times to the Persian Conquest, reported his analysis of the Kinderhook plates in a letter. Dr. Breasted wrote in 1906, while the LDS was still claiming that Smith had begun to translate the plates: "The Kinderhook Plates are, of course, childish forgeries, as the scientific world has known for years.... "Smith tried to deceive people into thinking that he had translated some of the plates.... "Where we can check up on [Joseph] Smith as a translator of plates, he is found guilty of deception. How can we trust him with reference to his claims about the Book of Mormon? "As Charles A. Shook well observed … Only a bogus prophet translates bogus plates.'"
---[LDS] Church News, Jan. 16, 1982. Pp 4-6; Eastern Standard Times, June 1983, p. 10.
Don't you find it even remotely interesting that your own church admits in 1982 that the plates are forgeries, after they were scientifically determined to be in 1980, after 137 years of their promoting them as authentic antiquities? Me neither, but for very different reasons than you do.
"Minuscule"? Really? A full statement about the "owner" of the plates is considered "minuscule" to you? Is that like a prophet proclaiming 99% truth, yet one "prophecy" he claims is from God doesn't prove true like he said? Then he is a false prophet according to scripture, if that's the case. One false prophecy is cause for being stoned to death. The words of a true prophet should be able to stand up to honest examination. Smith believed these were genuinely discovered in an archaeological dig. No written record has appeared so far in his defense that he ever thought they were forgeries or something fishy was afoot. The reality of the Kinderhook plates tell a very different story than JS told, even the "minuscule" amount he "translated".
How about if I concede the point to you that there is no proof come to light thus far that JS ever claimed "God told him the info from the forged plates". Instead, he "translated them in his own power". So, which is more damning for someone who claims to be a prophet of God, to you?
Conform beliefs to what the truth is, not conform truth to what you wish to believe. That is good advice. It also benefits to be honest and humble enough to accept it instead of excuse its very existence.