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Ah. I mean just casually write a story with another. Kind of like co-writing a novel, but only for fun.
I hope things calm down for you quickly.OMM?
1. Life is going to be very hectic.
2. Don't forget to see what's in front of you.
3. Yes, this is the CF version of "Vaguebooking."
Its just a little bit of protein to go with your banana...and it would add a bit of crunch.![]()
You would hear me screaming (before I burned the house down) all the way over where you live if I bit into a banana and I ended up biting into a spider.
Yeah, well don't forget a little bit of venom to that as well seeing as banana spiders are poisonous.
Meaning, you buy bananas...... and one spews out of a banana.... you now have a poisonous spider running around your house.
I always knew spiders were evil..... they have clown spiders..... which being clowns AND spiders its obvious they are Satans minions.... the fact you cant even eat a banana..... these spawns from the deepest pit of Hades deserve whatever end they meet with.
Stay outside and kill bugs..... fine...... inside my home YE SHALL DIE!!!
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OMM: I used my new drill today......At its highest setting, this thing will definitely tear through the little rust in the trunk of my car and prep it for the body filler.
After the first squeeze of the trigger I went full on Tim Taylor.... *grunt* eurrrrr.... yeaaaaah *more grunting*
That's cool! Writing is so much more fun when it isn't a lonely experience.
The story I was co-writing wound up at like 150.000 words before it was given up on. Lol
I hope things calm down for you quickly.
Ugh, passive aggressive booking, you mean. It's always a vague, yet oddly specific comment about "some people" and how awful they are; as if everyone in their friends don't know who they're referring to. Lol
You would hear me screaming (before I burned the house down) all the way over where you live if I bit into a banana and I ended up biting into a spider.
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Why....why would you remind me of that? That's just mean.You know that you already consume a pound or two of bugs, or bug parts, every year, right?![]()

*resists urge to tell you the average amount of spiders humans eat while sleeping in their lifetimes...*You would hear me screaming (before I burned the house down) all the way over where you live if I bit into a banana and I ended up biting into a spider.
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No, this is vague booking. Talking about life in such general terms that it doesn't make sense.
It's the best! Lol, yeah, life tends to happenYes! So much more fun! Awe, sometimes life happens.
And I second that "ugh"
Why....why would you remind me of that? That's just mean.![]()
Mojo........................you know what I have to say to you?*resists urge to tell you the average amount of spiders humans eat while sleeping in their lifetimes...*
Awww, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to be mean, but I figured if I could tease anyone about eating bugs, it was a fellow hillbilly.
I'm just joking. You're fine.No, what?
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Let me live in denial.

I said 'resists', lol.
Scared you, didn't I?