Setting the Record Straight

[Notedstrangeperson]

Because I'm a noted strange person, with noted strange beliefs, and I remind you too much of yourself?

(Just asking. )

I can't recall ever believing in demonic leprechauns, so no - I don't think I was ever quite as ... interesting as you, AV.

[EDIT] Oh! And I've just realized today is St. Patrick's day. Be careful out there AV!

 

[AV1611VET]

I can't recall ever believing in demonic leprechauns, so no - I don't think I was ever quite as ... interesting as you, AV.

Okay, but you do realize that your beliefs are just as ... well ... foreign to me, as mine are to you -- do you not?

Believing we came from Magilla Gorilla's ancestor is equally ... interesting.

I don't consider myself a Mangani.

 

[Lost Angel]

If the flood began as pangea, how do you know that pitch grew in what is now the north Atlantic region?

 

[CabVet]

15. "Evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human."

This is correct.

I am sure glad I don't live in the same box as you. Now, saying that evolution teaches that a monkey gave birth to the first human is not only incorrect but also a lie.

 

[AV1611VET]

If the flood began as pangea, how do you know that pitch grew in what is now the north Atlantic region?

Well, I don't ... actually.

But the point is that Noah settled in Mesopotamia -- not started there.

That means that, if I have to find a place where I think Noah lived, then that is as good a place as any.

 

[Strathos]

As I said before, I think God speaks Jacobean English.

I can't prove it, of course, but it's a pet theory of mine.

God can speak any language.

 

[HitchSlap]

There's a goofy site that has me...

Would you link the site please?

 

[AV1611VET]

God can speak any language.

True ... true!

 

[AV1611VET]

Would you link the site please?

... Classic quotemine!

 

[pgp_protector]

... Classic quotemine!

Actually not really.
1) The linked directly to the source
2) It wasn't out of context
3) It included the ellipses to show that it's not a full quote.

But we do notice that you didn't provide this source, not surprised though.

 

[driewerf]

Would you link the site please?

I think it's this one.
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[driewerf]

That they gave birth to different species anymore.

I do believe they were aboard the Ark though.

Fair enough. I will not use that quote anymore, then.

 

[Sayre]

I think it's this one.
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The search reveals 16 pages of submissions due to AV. Poe level: expert.

 

[mzungu]

AV is right; everyone knows that Jesus was a blue eyed blonde Anglo Saxon and proud American who spoke Jacobean English.

 

[Strathos]

True ... true!

Then what is with the favoritism towards Jacobean English?

 

[AV1611VET]

Then what is with the favoritism towards Jacobean English?

Do you have a better idea?

 

[Strathos]

How about this: God spoke Hebrew to the Hebrews, He spoke Aramaic as Jesus, and in Heaven everyone will understand each other regardless of language.

 

[Split Rock]

How about this: God spoke Hebrew to the Hebrews, He spoke Aramaic as Jesus, and in Heaven everyone will understand each other regardless of language.

But where is the preferential treatment of AVET's first language and his favorite version of the bible???

 

[Michael]

How about this: God spoke Hebrew to the Hebrews, He spoke Aramaic as Jesus,

Apparently even language is optional by the way.

 

[keith99]

There's a goofy site that has me "apparently believing" the following; and I want to set the record straight here:

1. At one point everyone in the world spoke English.

This is correct.

Which English?

American, modern Australian, King James, Oxford, Cockney or some other version?