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Corny jokes

Laceylady

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I'm known for random, super corny jokes...and I'm a nanny so it works well for me. I have a ton built up, but I'd love more! Gotta keep up with the kiddos! So help me out, please!

Where did the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish? You'll rise and shine!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no 'body' to go with!
 

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I'm known for random, super corny jokes...and I'm a nanny so it works well for me. I have a ton built up, but I'd love more! Gotta keep up with the kiddos! So help me out, please!

Where did the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish? You'll rise and shine!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no 'body' to go with!

Those are so funny! I love that boogie one ^_^
 
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