Is Eating Cookies Scriptural?

[brinny]

only if they're Girl Scout cookies

 

[Catherineanne]

Yes, but it says a small cookie above and they have to be delivered in person.

Big cookies are are not allowed?

You want a reference to big cookies? Well, sadly that is not good news.

Proverbs 6.26.

For the price of a - erm - lady of the night - is a big cookie.

 

[toolmanjantzi]

You want a reference to big cookies? Well, sadly that is not good news.

Proverbs 6.26.

For the price of a - erm - lady of the night - is a big cookie.

I don't know what version your quote came from; but the verse reads:

For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life. (Proverbs 6:26 KJV)

Anyhow this might help.

And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them. (Exodus 29:2 KJV)

Wafers are like a cookie.

Definition:

In gastronomy, a wafer (also spelled waffer) is a crisp, often sweet, very thin, flat, and dry biscuit,[1] often used to decorate ice cream. Wafers can also be made into cookies with cream flavoring sandwiched between them. They frequently have a waffle surface pattern but may also be patterned with insignia of the food's manufacturer or may be patternless. Many chocolate bars, such as Kit Kat and Coffee Crisp, have wafers in them.

 

[MoreCoffee]

only if they're Girl Scout cookies

"Are they made of real girl scouts?"

From The Adam's Family film.

 

[BluhdoftheLamb]

Somehow that shocked expression goes with the above post

 

[WisdomTree]

I don't know what version your quote came from; but the verse reads:

For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life. (Proverbs 6:26 KJV)

Anyhow this might help.

And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them. (Exodus 29:2 KJV)

Wafers are like a cookie.

Definition:

In gastronomy, a wafer (also spelled waffer) is a crisp, often sweet, very thin, flat, and dry biscuit,[1] often used to decorate ice cream. Wafers can also be made into cookies with cream flavoring sandwiched between them. They frequently have a waffle surface pattern but may also be patterned with insignia of the food's manufacturer or may be patternless. Many chocolate bars, such as Kit Kat and Coffee Crisp, have wafers in them.

So you're saying that it becomes kosher to have cookies with milk if the cookie is actually a wafer covered in chocolate?

 

[rea98d]

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the father of heavenly lights. James 1:17.

Cookies are good, therefore they must be from God. So not only is eating them scriptural, not eating cookies is being rude to God, who gave them to us. So be a good little Christian and eat your cookies.

 

[toolmanjantzi]

So you're saying that it becomes kosher to have cookies with milk if the cookie is actually a wafer covered in chocolate?

Hmm sounds like a trick question. I was helping with a verse regarding a cookie. Kosher, I don't know.

 

[MoreCoffee]

So you're saying that it becomes kosher to have cookies with milk if the cookie is actually a wafer covered in chocolate?

Obviously! What else would one do with TimTams?

 

[BluhdoftheLamb]

Obviously! What else would one do with TimTams?

Slice them with a Hattori Hanzo sword! (What's a TimTam?)

 

[WisdomTree]

Slice them with a Hattori Hanzo sword! (What's a TimTam?)

You my friend have been deprived of the meaning of life...

 

[motherprayer]

You my friend have been deprived of the meaning of life...

So have I. What's a tamtam? Or tintam? Gah forgot the spelling that quick lol

 

[BluhdoftheLamb]

So have I. What's a tamtam? Or tintam? Gah forgot the spelling that quick lol

Well, the answer to life the universe and everything is 42, that much has been empirically proven. Therefore any of tamtams, tintams or TimTams must either be 42, or if you eat 42 of them you take over the world.

I had my drummer convinced to do it once, but being a drummer he got them confused with his tom toms, and he wouldn't even try a little bite.

So close to world domination ...

Narf!

 

[motherprayer]

Well, the answer to life the universe and everything is 42, that much has been empirically proven. Therefore any of tamtams, tintams or TimTams must either be 42, or if you eat 42 of them you take over the world.

I had my drummer convinced to do it once, but being a drummer he got them confused with his tom toms, and he wouldn't even try a little bite.

So close to world domination ...

Narf!

Pinky! Brain's been looking all over for you!

 

[MoreCoffee]

Behold thy Tim Tam!

Obviously! What else would one do with TimTams?

Slice them with a Hattori Hanzo sword! (What's a TimTam?)

You my friend have been deprived of the meaning of life...

So have I. What's a tamtam? Or tintam? Gah forgot the spelling that quick lol

Well, the answer to life the universe and everything is 42, that much has been empirically proven. Therefore any of tamtams, tintams or TimTams must either be 42, or if you eat 42 of them you take over the world.

I had my drummer convinced to do it once, but being a drummer he got them confused with his tom toms, and he wouldn't even try a little bite.

So close to world domination ...

Narf!

 

[WisdomTree]

Behold thy Tim Tam!

Thou shalt consume Tim Tams that are without spots or blemishes.

 

[MoreCoffee]

Thou shalt consume Tim Tams that are without spots or blemishes.

A perfect offering for thy tummy!

 

[WisdomTree]

A perfect offering for thy tummy!

All the different flavours you may eat, they are considered clean for you.

 

[Catherineanne]

That's not a Tim Tam, that's a Penguin.

penguin biscuit - Google Search

 

[MoreCoffee]

All the different flavours you may eat, they are considered clean for you.

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