thaumaturgy
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Especially when your zeal to ridicule causes you to type before you think, eh?
Yeah. But if you knew what Elijah and Jeremiah did to my dog you'd understand why. One day my dog, Aleister Growley, was out back barking at the kitty-cabras that haunt our neighborhood when Elijah descended from Heaven for a brief visit.
Well, Aleister got all worked up and started nipping at Elijah's feet. Suddenly Jeremiah comes down as well (you know those OT prophets, they always have each others' back) and he started some long "jeremiad" at my dog. He started off by yelling at Aleister: "Let free of Elijah's robe, dread hound! retire, stay not: for I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction."
Well, when Aleister didn't let go he just kept on: "Wherefore a lion out of the forest shall slay you, and a wolf of the evenings shall spoil you, a leopard shall watch over your back yard: every one that goeth out thence shall be torn in pieces: because your transgressions are many".
After a while of this (along with Elijah occasionally squealing and hurting his ears) Aleister started to feel really "down" and depressed.
And since these guys were simply not "getting it" and weren't leaving (to be fair it wasn't their back yard...it was my dog's) finally he gave up. And for the next full 3 hours Elijah and Jeremiah just wandered around the back yard.
Sheesh.
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