OK on a more serious note: Could you explain the differences that arise between Jesus' genealogy according to Luke and Matthew?
King David had two sons (more actually but these two): Solomon and Nathan.
Luke traces (as was supposed) Jesus' DNA back to Nathan --
Luke 3:31 Which was the son of Melea, which was the son of Menan, which was the son of Mattatha, which was the son of Nathan, which was the son of David,
-- but stops short at Joseph:
Luke 3:23 23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,
Matthew, on the other hand, traces Jesus' DNA back to Solomon --
Matthew 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
The point then, is this:
Jesus' paternal line stops @ Joseph, whereas His maternal line goes right through Mary.
This means that Jesus was not conceived by a human male, but is indeed from the seed of a woman (only) in fulfillment of Genesis 3:15.
Genesis 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
Had Jesus been born of an earthly father (Joseph), then He too would carry what we call the sin nature, and He therefore would not be qualified to be the Saviour of mankind, as He too, would be in need of a Saviour.
It seems that some names have been omitted! I trust you to give me an answer that is unbiased since you are the better versed in the Bible! Do you not see a contradiction in numbers?
Omitted names is really no big deal in this case, as the point of the passage is found in the very first verse of Matthew's gospel.
Matthew 1:1 ¶ The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
As long as Matthew traces the DNA from Jesus to Abraham and David, he's done his job.
Matthew's style, written mainly to the Jews, was to portray Jesus as 'King of Kings'; whereas Luke's style, written mainly to the Greeks, was to portray Jesus as 'the Perfect Man'.