I would be happy to elaborate on the magnetic anomalies. [The following is a theory, and may very well not be accurate.] As the sea floor was spreading and the plates were subducting, the subducting plates interfered with the convection of the magma, in turn wrecking havoc with the magnetic field, in turn causing the "sea floor stripes" by which we know the magnetic field was variable.
I would like a detailed explanation of how subduction affected the magnetic polarity recorded of sea floor thousands of miles away.
You may have discovered an electro-magnetic mechanism completely unknown to science, or you could be making things up off the top of your head again.
But basically i think you are right, this is not very accurate at all.
I fail to see how subduction can affect the earth's magnetic field and that is what sets the polarity of the iron minerals in the magma as it solidifies.
Nul point
There is a causal relationship between the sea floor spreading and and the magnetic field.
Explain in detail what it is.
The more subduction took place (all over the world, by the way), the more the magnetic field "flipped out."

By extension, I believe this explanation is also applicable to the Hawaiian chain.
This is a great fantasy you are having today, I love it. Mechanism please, how does subduction play havoc with the earth's magnetic field?
The deeper you go, the more pressure that the matter is exposed to. Pressure increases with temperature.
are you sure, workings please?
..I believe the earth remains hot because of thermal inertia. It was created hot, and it remains hot.
So despite all the papers showing that radioactive decay keeps the earth hot and that the earth would have cooled in about 10-30 million years without radioactive decay, as Lord Kelvin found over 100 years ago, you'd still prefer to believe the above because you haven't seen the raw data of radioactive heating which you wouldn't understand even if it was presented to you uninterpreted?
Excellent good for you.
With regard to the measured geothermal gradient, such gradients are also present in the open ocean. The thermoclines play havoc with Navy sonar, which must be adjusted to compensate for the effect.
Thermoclines in water have got nothing to do with thermoclines in the earths rock.
When I go SCUBA diving, I notice the thermoclines as well. It stands to reason that such temperature gradients are present beneath the earth by virtue of the fluidic condition of the mantle. Its not evidence that radioactivity is a significant energy source (I agree that its an energy source, but a highly insignificant energy source).
I'd like to see your maths showing this please.
A quick google search found over 6,000 papers describing the way that radioactive decay helps drive mantle convection, and yet you in your hubris do not agree with these professional geologists and geophysicists.
It's obvious that the plates are now moving
I wasn't obvious to you a couple of days ago, so obviously you are prepared to bow to reality in some cases. How long before you bow to the reality of the significance of radioactive decay in keeping the planet hot?
but at such an insignificant rate that for all intents and purposes, they've now settled.
That is rubbish, It doesn't matter how slow the rates are given the time scales involved.
I accept that the increase in height of Mt. Everest and other mountains can be measured to the required degree of accuracy. It makes sense to suppose that the change in elevation is non-linear rather than constant.
Why does this make sense, evidence please. Doesn't make any sense to me and I have studied geology for 25 years.
So, if (and I believe its true), mountains cause the bottom of lithospheric plates to be more rough and uneven than they otherwise would be,
Why do you believe that to be true, evidence please. Your posts are just one unevidenced assertion after another and that doesn't make me happy.
Anybody can just make things up, that is not science that is science fiction.
would not erosion on the bottom of the plates cause the mountains to slowly subsist over very long time scales?
How? Mechanism, evidence, where are they?
On what basis could one say that the increase in elevation from plate tectonics would outweigh subsistence from localized sub-lithospheric erosion?
You haven't demonstrated any sub-lithospheric erosion you have asserted it.
First you need to measure this sub-lithospheric erosion then you need to demonstrate that it is greater than the speed of crustal uplift due to plate collision.
Until you do that this is just fantasy again. Always the same with creationists zero evidence, that is why creationism isn't science.
Thank you for demonstrating that salient point so eloquently