I love how you cite "the history of allegorical thought as it applies to the Scriptures," yet you ignore writings like St. Augustine's Literal Meaning of Genesis.
[bible]Ezra 2:59[/bible]
[bible]Nehemiah 7:61[/bible]
Are you afraid that accepting some parts of the Bible as metaphorical turns everything into a metaphor? So, Jesus' parables, Psalms, Lamentations -- you take those to be literal fact, because otherwise you would be forced to believe the entire Bible to be metaphor? How sad. Although, as a old-school computer guy, I can see how you'd be more comfortable with things either being ones or zeroes -- totally either one thing or another, with no space in between.
Wow. And I can quote Shakespeare. Doesn't mean Hamlet existed, even though the play contains many truths about human nature.