The Bible is not the Word of God as described in the Bible, it is not the Logos. That would be equating the Bible with God and therefore idolatrous. And no interpretation - mine, yours, the Catholic Church's, the Foot-Washing Baptist Church of Minnesota (left-foot first)'s - is the only true and for all time interpretation.
Oh and by the way - Christ's return is not imminent. Christ is immanent in the world, in everyone and everywhere. Including in our guy and lesbian brothers and sisters. Much as I wonder about His presence in fundamentalism, He's even present there. Though no-one seems to be listening to Him there. They much prefer the sound of their own voices.
I'm not saying the Bible is a thing to worship, but it is the Word of God. Again with the book of John:
1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was with God in the beginning. 3Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4In him was life, and that life was the light of men. 5The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood[
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In no way am I saying bow down to the Bible, but if with what John said that the Word was with and is God, and our Bible is composed of the Word of God then it is something that God would want for us to hear. He doesn't just speak words or inspire people through out history as a joke, the Bible is meant to be taken seriously and to heart, so we can better know Him.
Just as Christianity takes faith, it takes faith to Believe in Christ, faith to believe in the things He speaks to our hearts, and faith to believe the Word of God. It all comes down to faith, after that its just excuses and doubt. You either believe it or you don't. Quite simple.
PS: "The Bible is not the Word of God as described in the Bible" If it isnt what it says it is, it would therefore be lying... It seems like you lack faith in what the Bible says, that's very baseline, what makes you question the Bible in such a way? I'm concerned about that in you.