Questions For Heterosexuals?!

[Fear]

Ask and I'll do the best I can to answer! Other heterosexuals are welcome to answer as well!

Hopefully this will lay waste to some of the misconceptions concerning heterosexuals!

 

[m9lc]

Hasn't it been really difficult for you to remain heterosexual? I mean, society today really idolizes homosexuals, and mocks and ruins the lives of heterosexuals. I mean, it seems like everyone would choose to be gay.

 

[JGG]

How has your marriage/relationship/family, and other important aspects of your heterosexuality been destroyed by homosexuals?

 

[Mling]

What is your view on the heterosexual agenda to recruit children by forcing them to live with heterosexuals and exposing them to heterosexuality from birth?

 

[KalithAlur]

do you obsess over breasts, and have you ever procreated a normal healthy child, and if so are you ashamed of yourself for overpopulating the planet while millions of children starve to death, parentless?

 

[scraparcs]

Hasn't it been really difficult for you to remain heterosexual? I mean, society today really idolizes homosexuals, and mocks and ruins the lives of heterosexuals. I mean, it seems like everyone would choose to be gay.

I tried to be gay, but I couldn't escape that I look like a girl, think like a girl, and act like a girl. So then I tried to be lesbian, but I didn't particularly feel much draw towards being sexually attracted towards women. So you know, what can ya do?

 

[scraparcs]

How has your marriage/relationship/family, and other important aspects of your heterosexuality been destroyed by homosexuals?

The gay guys keep taking all the good men out there so homosexuals destroy my heterosexuality by getting all the good men!

What is your view on the heterosexual agenda to recruit children by forcing them to live with heterosexuals and exposing them to heterosexuality from birth?

Mmmm, agendas.

do you obsess over breasts, and have you ever procreated a normal healthy child, and if so are you ashamed of yourself for overpopulating the planet while millions of children starve to death, parentless?

Hey, make your questions relevant to the female heterosexuals wouldya?

 

[KalithAlur]

have you ever been hypnotized by manliness?

 

[m9lc]

I tried to be gay, but I couldn't escape that I look like a girl, think like a girl, and act like a girl. So then I tried to be lesbian, but I didn't particularly feel much draw towards being sexually attracted towards women. So you know, what can ya do?

*Sigh*

That's one lost to the Straight Agenda...

 

[Fear]

Hasn't it been really difficult for you to remain heterosexual? I mean, society today really idolizes homosexuals, and mocks and ruins the lives of heterosexuals. I mean, it seems like everyone would choose to be gay.

I did not choose this path, I must simply play with the cards I am dealt no mater how arduous the journey! Giving up my heterosexuality would be giving up a part of myself, so I would never want to do that, nor would I be able to! I must simply trudge on no matter how thick the jungle ahead is!

How has your marriage/relationship/family, and other important aspects of your heterosexuality been destroyed by homosexuals?

I have never been married. There are homosexuals.

Logically, the gays have prevented me from getting married!

What is your view on the heterosexual agenda to recruit children by forcing them to live with heterosexuals and exposing them to heterosexuality from birth?

I don't think it's any worse than raising them in a gay household! Children will learn that there are heterosexuals out there at some point. I say the earlier the better!

do you obsess over breasts,

Well, I enjoy them. I don't know if I would call it an obsession though!

and have you ever procreated a normal healthy child, and if so are you ashamed of yourself for overpopulating the planet while millions of children starve to death, parentless?

I am childless! I cannot be blamed for the way other heterosexuals act! I love this planet!

 

[Aianna]

Have you ever considered going to an ex-straight clinic run by some "doctors" who are secretly heterosexual to endure some awful procedures to try to make you homosexual?

 

[WatersMoon110]

I understand that most children who are sexually molested are abused by straight male relatives. Logically, all heterosexuals must be evil because of this. So how does it feel to be evil?

*grin*

 

[Vene]

I understand that most children who are sexually molested are abused by straight male relatives. Logically, all heterosexuals must be evil because of this. So how does it feel to be evil?

*grin*

It's not that bad being evil. When people expect it from you they tend to leave you alone out of fear. And without having to worry about compassion you can do whatever you please.

 

[quatona]

Ask and I'll do the best I can to answer! Other heterosexuals are welcome to answer as well!

Hopefully this will lay waste to some of the misconceptions concerning heterosexuals!

Are heterosexuals monogamous?
Do they perform sex only for the purpose of procreation?
Do they abstain from unnatural sex practices?
Does heterosexuality make couples capable of raising kids?

 

[scraparcs]

*Sigh*

That's one lost to the Straight Agenda...

Just show me more breasts, that'll work. Hahaha.

I understand that most children who are sexually molested are abused by straight male relatives. Logically, all heterosexuals must be evil because of this. So how does it feel to be evil?

*grin*

I'd love to twist it and say all men are evil because of this.

 

[quatona]

Is heterosexuality a choice?

 

[WatersMoon110]

I'd love to twist it and say all men are evil because of this.

Sorry, of course it must be only heterosexual men who are evil. *wink*

 

[Fear]

Are heterosexuals monogamous?

Some are, some aren't. I've never cheated on anyone.

Do they perform sex only for the purpose of procreation?

A very small number may, but most also enjoy sexual acts in of themselves!

Do they abstain from unnatural sex practices?

I don't really see how sex practices can be unnatural.

Does heterosexuality make couples capable of raising kids?

Not necessarily! I've seen some down right rotten hetero parents!

 

[Fear]

Is heterosexuality a choice?

In the same sense that a taste for chocolate is a choice.