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Well, Ocean, now that we're wed, there's something that you should know about me......
I....I..............
hate cheese.
She can't kill me! I'm her husband! Besides, I'm insured for over 100,000 dollars........................................................................crap.
*runs*
CHEEESEIT IS THE CHEESE WAR 3 EVERYONE PICK SIDES! I am for cheese
IT IS THE CHEESE WAR 3 EVERYONE PICK SIDES! I am for cheese
CHEEESE
Unlike my cheese hating husband whos mysteryly vanished.
*pulls cover trapdoor whilst whistling*
Cheese gets two thumbs DOWN (and a toe also).
Actually I poisoned you whilst you were in there.*pounds on trapdoor and screams with a muffled voice*
I'm on the anti-cheese side!!!!!!
*remembers secret exit in basement and escapes*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa................*cough*
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, that would kinda stop her, I'm sorry to say to.I'm in serious need of a Pride and Prejudice sequel, but Jane Austen has been dead for more than a hundred years...
>_>
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Actually I poisoned you whilst you were in there.
So you're kinda dead.![]()
Dang and I thought I was putting on weight.Drat. *sick*
Well...*cough*......at least my offspring will live on.........that's right, YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Note: Hey, we're married...that's legal.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, that would kinda stop her, I'm sorry to say to.
But............she's a good writer so she that shouldn't really stop her, should it?
everyone has died at least 10 times lol takes a long time but go through the threads 1-4 and count how many times people have died
Dang and I thought I was putting on weight.
wonder how long this will take.............
They are grown! When someone saids they are pregnant that means that they have planted the seed and is now waiting for it to grow. It is recommended that you have a mixture of sand and dirt. Water once a day and fertilizer helps but is not needed.A little less than 10 months.
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Where do babies come from?![]()
Apparently yes.
Would you become the next Jane Austen for me, Ocean?Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?
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A little less than 10 months.
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Where do babies come from?![]()
Thats how you grow apples, silly boy.They are grown! When someone saids they are pregnant that means that they have planted the seed and is now waiting for it to grow. It is recommended that you have a mixture of sand and dirt. Water once a day and fertilizer helps but is not needed.