notanordinarygirl
Threaten me with immortality.
I have 20 kids! 
...anyone want one? I'll give 'em for free or a better offer.
...anyone want one? I'll give 'em for free or a better offer.
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I've never tasted them, but I bet they're ok. Do you want boys, girls or both?Do they make good stew?
If so, I'll need a couple for a Saturday afternoon get together.
Hmm... Makes sense.Boys are less tasty than girls more muscle plus they are made from puppy dog tails.![]()
Of course you can! Here! *hands ttreg 3 kids*Can I have 2 girls and one boy?
Sure. I have 17 kids left. How many do you want?I want some! ooh, me! Pick me! ME!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*pulls up to drive thru speaker*
*squelch* Welcome to NOAG Burger. How may I help you with excellent service? *Squelch*
Uh, I'll have the NOAG girl burger, no onions or mayo, but add jalapeños with a Coke and an extra side of ground boy fries...curly please!
*squelch* Will this complete your order? *squelch*
Yup.
*squelch* That'll be $7.24. Thank you drive thru! *squelch*
Thanks!ill give you the fingers and toes of the one i just got but you have to fry them