The monster behind the wheel enters a main road. Speed limit says 70km. Not a km slow or fast. Exactly 70km an hour. How dare that guy cut in! Hey man, of all the nerve! Why cant everyone drive like me? Hang on now look that at this totoise. Let's see. Uh! Woman driver. Wouldn't you know it! And what in the hell is this cyclist doing? I nearly hitya mate!. Get off the road, you lunatic. I'll hit you next time, you moron! Oh for Purgatory's sake, Roadwork. Look at these imbeciles paving the road. And how's that for a job, the Lollipop Guy on the signs. Probably gets 100 bucks an hour, while humble souls like me have to suffer for a pittance. And who is this geritatric driver in front of me who wont indicate when turning? Hey mate, got dementia already?
to be continued................
to be continued................