You know your getting old when this happens.

[visionary]

When you ask people to repeat that..

 

[pgp_protector]

When you ask people to repeat that..

I can't find my glasses, can you repeat that?

 

[roylee1970]

.

 

[visionary]

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
Watching paint dry has a certain fascination.
A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.

lol

 

[christine mcdougall]

Lol, very funny

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
Watching paint dry has a certain fascination.
A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.

 

[Samson0423]

"When you see a electric scooter and think "I need one of those".
"Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."

 

[Samson0423]

"Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work."
"Your new easy chair has more options than your car."

 

[christine mcdougall]

Lol

 

[visionary]

When cream no longer removes the wrinkles.

 

[joyfulhele]

My oldest Son is Hafe my age.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you're the only one in your family who feels the cold.

 

[visionary]

You are back to wearing diapers.

 

[pinkfuzzies]

Bp pills...

 

[visionary]

Going blind and deaf.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

You forget what you're saying in mid-sentence.

 

[Publius]

And I'm ownly 47 years old. Please add to the list.


1. Letters from people wanting to sell me funeral insurance.

2. Letters from AARP.

3. When I go to a university campus and all students look like grade school kids.

4. When I go to a restaurant and they give me the senior discount without asking.

We host at risk children on our farm and, last week, I took a young boy with me to an auction. On the way there, as we passed the Wal-Mart and the shopping center and the housing subdivision, I actually found myself uttering the words, "Boy, I remember when all this was peach orchards for as far as the eye can see".

It didn't get much better when we got to the auction. I found myself having to explain to him about things that were common in every home when I was his age. "That's a rotary phone. Yes, you had to sit in one spot to talk on the phone. No, you couldn't text on it." "Those are records. They're what we had before CDs. CDs? That's what we used before itunes."

 

[Bridgit]

Oh my! I almost peed in my pants reading some of the statements!!!!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Oh my! I almost peed in my pants reading some of the statements!!!!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

It takes puncture wounds in 3 fingers and a gash on the leg for you to remember that your pet cats just don't do worming tablets at all.