You know your getting old when this happens.

[AvgJoe]

You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages, but can't remember why you wanted it.

Your spare tire is larger than your car's.

You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When happy hour is a nap.

 

[rainy]

You know our getting old when you drive your sons car and cannot figure out how the button dials work.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

You have four layers of clothing but you're still cold

 

[rainy]

When you I remember when

 

[country woman]

When you say ''I did the same thing as you when I was young''

 

[Retro girl 2013]

When the children in your kindergarten class can't give you birthday claps because they can't count that high.

 

[mmksparbud]

You can't fit that many candles on the cake--so you just lite the fireplace--(or a bonfire outside).

 

[country woman]

when you mis place things

 

[morethanenough06]

K... My favorite... When you can watch the same movie over and over because you can never remember the ending!!!!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you get too involved in the daytime soaps and talk at the tv.

 

[morethanenough06]

When you take your glasses off to read the fine print, and your husband puts glasses on!

 

[Chrincle]

I think the ageing could be bogged down down if it had to perform its
way through The legislature. As we mature season by season, my spouse always mourns: the less and less we think our oatmeal, the more we think our ingrown toenails. I have everything I had 20 decades ago, only it's all a little bit
lower.

 

[mmksparbud]

I think the ageing could be bogged down down if it had to perform its
way through The legislature. As we mature season by season, my spouse always mourns: the less and less we think our oatmeal, the more we think our ingrown toenails. I have everything I had 20 decades ago, only it's all a little bit
lower.

Isn't it amazing how everything goes east, west and south with age??!!!
How about getting so used to having your glasses on that you get into the shower with them on?? I need to install windshield wipers on mine!

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you pause in mid-walk as soon as the special offers come on tv for gardening products

 

[country woman]

when you forget things even though you write them down

 

[pgp_protector]

When you don't know or remember who half your contact are in your phone

 

[Flowersforever]

When your bones sound like rice crispies upon waking up and moving!

 

[Flowersforever]

When you don't know or remember who half your contact are in your phone

OR you walk into a store and think, "...WHAT did I come in here for?"

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you phone a business to ask a specific question and you forget what the question is, just as the person answers the phone.

 

[1hope]

Nah, your not gettig older, your ever graying hair, ckeaking bones and uncreasing wrinkles just make you feel that way!