The world will end on Sunday!

[Aryeh Jay]

Listen, we're talking about bringing on the Apocalypse here. This is important. It's not all about you.

Ok, if it is for the Apocalypse. Mmmmmmm, latex…

 

[Chris B]

Listen, we're talking about bringing on the Apocalypse here.

Bother, did that win? I voted for Ragnarok.

 

[TerranceL]

Hmmm, so.. like later Sunday or something?

 

[TerranceL]

What about all the blokes in OZ? Anything yet? Zombie flesh eating Koalas?

Have the drop bears made their move?

 

[SepiaAndDust]

Can't see any apocalypse here. Kinda hazy with a chance of pestilence.

How 'bout you guys?

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Earlier this week I thought blood was flowing from the faucet but then I remembers I was in Flint on Wednesday.

 

[SepiaAndDust]

The sky turned black here, then it began to cry. Hours of fearsome darkness later, fire appeared on the horizon, growing brighter and hotter by the minute. Looking directly at it would burn your eyes.

 

[Chesterton]

Earlier this week I saw cats and dogs living together, but it was just on a really cute YouTube video.

 

[Chris B]

Can't see any apocalypse here. Kinda hazy with a chance of pestilence.

How 'bout you guys?

Indulgences turned on their head
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35561164

Church built especially to attract women, in the shape of a giant glass shoe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35320373

Trouble is, the world is generally so weird that it's difficult to detect if it's getting weirder due to signs and omens.

 

[Chesterton]

Church built especially to attract women, in the shape of a giant glass shoe.

That church is As Beautiful As A Foot. But seriously it makes perfect sense. The obvious symbolism involved is, uh, you know...well the metaphor is, um, it's like, uh...yeah that makes no flippin' sense.

 

[mmksparbud]

High heeled, no less---you'd think a purse would be more practical--for the seating, of course. After seeing that, I wish this prediction were true.

 

[ChristsSoldier115]

Well it is supposed to snow tonight.. and see how these Virginians are stocking up.. you would think the end of the world is going to happen tonight.

 

[SepiaAndDust]

Alice Cooper shared this on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154410118785400

A bit dated, though....

 

[Chesterton]

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Well, shucks, I missed it.

 

[Nithavela]

I shall now begin the traditional 5 year not talking about this anymore before coming out with a new date for the end of the earth and a handy excuse why it didn't work out this time around.

 

[ChristsSoldier115]

reminds me of Conan O'briens jab about that old guy a couple years ago who predicted the end of the world and then changed it again.

Old guys wife, "Well the end of the world didn't happen like you said, are you going to do the lawn now?"
Old guy: "Uh.. erm.. I can't.. you see because it is actual [insert new date here]!"

 

[Aryeh Jay]

I shall now begin the traditional 5 year not talking about this anymore before coming out with a new date for the end of the earth and a handy excuse why it didn't work out this time around.

In all fairness, it was a movie made in 1989 that you posted that made the claim…

 

[cow451]

Say it ain't so! Oh well, at least he went out on top. All of those Brady fans...sorry, no more soup for you!

At least I have a good excuse for not buying my wife a Valentines present.

You'd better hope you get Raptured before she commits homicide.

 

[Albion]

reminds me of Conan O'briens jab about that old guy a couple years ago who predicted the end of the world and then changed it again.

Old guys wife, "Well the end of the world didn't happen like you said, are you going to do the lawn now?"
Old guy: "Uh.. erm.. I can't.. you see because it is actual [insert new date here]!"

That was Harold Camping, a radio Evangelist, who actually had some reasonable and Bible based ideas concerning the end of the age but ran into trouble, like others before him, when he decided to put a specific date on it.